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resting snitch face

Similar to resting bitch face and resting dick face. Resting snitch face is an indicator that a person has a secret and is trying to hold it back. Signs of resting snitch face include small, half smiles similar to Mona Lisa's. Suffers of resting snitch face may also have bouts of immature giggling as they try to hold back from sharing whatever secret they are holding in.
She tried to keep the secret that she ate her daughter's candy, but the mom's resting snitch face gave her away.
by RaisingtheCurtins October 9, 2019
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Resting cringe face

A resting cringe face (RCF for short) is similar to resting bitch face, but instead of an angry or irritated face, the individual instead unintentionally maintains a cringed sour facial expression. Imagine watching the most cringiest meme video or literally sucking on a lemon, that's the kind of facial expression people with RCF make.

They might not realize that they're cringing their own facial muscles, but many people will notice. RCF is also far more contagious compared to RBF. For example, when you see someone with RCF, you will immediately start cringing too and you will feel incredibly bitter and gloomy.

RCF is relatively uncommon in younger people. Older aged women (49-65) are often the ones that suffer from RCF.

See also: resting disdainful face
Me: *arrives to class late*
Substitute teacher: Who are you?
Me: Oh, I'm in this class, I just arrived late

Substitute teacher: Ah ok
Me: *quietly working on my assignment*
Substitute teacher: *Stands in front of me with her nasty resting cringe face*
Me: *feels sick to the stomach*
Me: Hi, am I doing anything wrong?
Substitute teacher: Oh no not at all, I'm just seeing what you're working on
Me: Oh ok
Substitute teacher: *continues to exhibit resting cringe face*
Me: *starts to cringe and feel bitter AF*

(School ends, goes home)

My mom: What's the matter?

Me: Oh, no, I just have a resting cringe face that's all, I caught it from my substitute teacher today
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Resting Crank Face

The beatific expression of an extremist - either on the left or the right - who holds opinions that only they and their crank-friends subscribe to. Resting crank face can involve smiling benignly, while spouting crank theories to crank comrades 'The moon landings were faked by Stanley Kubrick' or 'The illuminati is controlling Congress' or 'The Joos did 9/11'
When Jacob Rees-Mogg talks about Brexit a little smile plays around his lips and he becomes the poster boy of the Resting Crank Face.

Have you never noticed how much Jeremy Corbyn grins when he's standing under a Hezbollah banner? That's his Resting Crank Face.

"Wow, what's he got to smile about - he's holding a sign that says 'The holocaust was exaggerated'?"
"That's his Resting Crank Face."

"How come Julian Assange's face always looks that way?"
"He has a natural Resting Crank Face."
by Mrs Nuddering September 23, 2019
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resting judge face

when you have a judgemental look on your face when you zone out
Wow, did you see that judgmental look on her face when she zoned out? She must have resting judge face.
by egglet September 8, 2015
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Resting Muppet Face

1) Person who's natural look resembles a Jim Henson Muppet.
"He had huge eyes and mop hair, total Resting Muppet Face."
"It could be worse, you could have RMF."
by freelancerfive March 28, 2015
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Resting Weeds Face

A server at a resturant that constantly looks like he/she is always in the weeds.
That server has resting weeds face
by bigback1234 November 15, 2014
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resting rape face

When an individual's face is stuck with a constant ferocious and hungry look, like that of a serial rapist right before the penetration of an unwilling or unknowing victim.
Vinny: "That bald dude over there has been staring at Molly like he's going to kill her all night. "

John: "Oh no, he's cool. That's just Jake. He's totally got resting rape face."
by FlamingBadgers March 10, 2017
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