Remington retirement plan

To retire from life permanently by using a Remington firearm on oneself

He decided to take the Remington retirement plan

by Johnny Sins Jr December 20, 2023

Redneck Remington

To give someone a rimjob with a mouthful of dip

That boy there, well, I heard he gave his pal an ole Redneck Remington a few days ago.

by Corn-Man March 6, 2024

Remington Echlin

Remington Echlin is a mysterious humanoid being whose origins are yet unknown and questioned upon. Such a specimen is particularly recognized by it unusually disproportionately large sized forehead. It is believed that the size of the forehead serves a purpose for communication with the mother ship of where it originates from. If spotted, run towards the specimen and violently molest it.

oh my god is that a Remington?? first one there gets the pink.

they said before running over to molest it but being blinded by the sun reflecting off the Remington Echlins forehead.

by Remingtonfan69420 February 10, 2025

Remington

A really hot dude who knows how to treat a girl and is really good at basketball and can grab any girls heart anytime. He usally has blonde hair and brown eyes and loves to hunt, fish, and just be outside.

Sam: Have you seen Remington today?

Tren: Yessssss he looks so hot like omggggg

I think he's going hunting today.

by Cheyenne! October 31, 2019

Remington Bemis

A rare species, the Remington Bemis is a rather large creature, spanding about 7ft horizontally, but only 5’9” vertically, almost like the chode he has. He is usually seen eating chicken nuggets from mcdonald’s, wearing a red hoodie and shorts.

“Oh look, a Remington Bemis! Look how wide he his, eating his chicken nuggets he scavenged from mcdonald’s!”

by Trumpet-4 October 15, 2024

Rusty Remington

When you are banging a girl in the ass and you have poo on your meat rifle when you pull out.

"I was banging Darla in the ass and when I popped it out I realized she gave me a Rusty Remington

by MeatmissleMW1995 June 13, 2022