Got Quirked

The act of giving a grown man a swirley and banging his head off the toilet and after he gets up proceeding to knock him out all while having a fat lip of grizzley in your mouth

That guy at the bar nut tapped me so I dragged him in the bathroom and quirked his ass.

You got quirked punk.

by Girthy swinger December 29, 2024

Daisy Quirk

Daisy Quirk is so cool and low key a pirate. 🫣

“Hey daisy how are you today?”
Daisy Quirk: Argh

by TotallyNotHollie February 27, 2025

Tal-quirk-i-tehe

A small island where people of dark color eat the native growing watermelon and chicken. It's most famous for their gape juice waterfall where the residents of Tal-quirk-i-tehe drink from and bathe in.

I wonder if Tal-quirk-i-tehe would be a great place for a vacation? Nah there are way too many "Special residents" there so I couldn't possibly relax!

by Random_definition_er June 8, 2024

dork quirk

An eccentricity of someone that makes them antisocial.

His dork quirk is that he rocks back and forth in his chair when he's alone.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

finkle quirk

A famliy member or really close lesbian friend. Or just lesbian that u know who eats dog food.

Paris Hilton was caught by poparazzi eating IAMS dog food,and she quoted"its yummyliscios now get out of my cave!!" reporters thought she was "high". Therefore Paris Hilton is a Finkle quirk

by summary beast** March 5, 2011

Eoin Quirke

An object or individual that is excessively large or fat and constantly complains about there size. Typically the object r person will shadow those that are around it and leach off of them until they eventually snap and have a fit of rage at them. This object or person constantly feels the need to be involved in everything and is apparently a jack of all trades. The stories that are told be said object or person will normally reflect that of a person who has just told a story before them but they will add in extra details that didn't happen just to try be impressive but really it just pushes those around him further away from them. In conclusion nobody likes an object r person that they label as an Eoin Quirke as they an annoying cunt that was sent buly the grace of god as some form of punishment for who only knows what. Once your Eoin find you there is no escape

That table is such an Eoin Quirke(an absolute cunt). It always gets in the way and I constantly stub my toe off of it. No matter how much I try to get rid of it some always puts it back

by Urmawastaken2021Trollface February 27, 2025

Quirk

A group of autistic people

We got beat by the quirks over there

by MetalGearRexMK7 January 3, 2025