Coochie q-tips

tampons

Honey, will you run to the drugstore and get me some coochie Q-Tips?

by dawgcat November 9, 2010

rusty q tip

after your done fucking a girl in the ass you pull your dick out and stick it in her ear.

Jon: i was fucking this chick for 5 hours hard in the ass and just pulled it out and she got the rusty q tip.

Mike: damn sounds like a good night

by D Muscle June 12, 2011

Used Q-Tips

the world's smallest batons with little gold ends

Whoa, those Used Q-Tips are like the world's smallest batons with little gold ends.

by Tiger Blood/Twinners!Unicorns! April 25, 2011

Angry Q-tip

when your girl is giving you heads right before ejaculating grab that bitches hair turn it to the side and release your load in your bitches ear now shes angry cause she looks like she has the cotton from the Q-tip hanging from her ear.

My bitch michael got mad that i did an angry Q-tip on him now he has to clean his ears.

by johnny whittherspoone January 7, 2009

chocolate q-tip

When an individual sticks their finger up their butthole, removes the finger, and then proceeds to stick the finger into another person's ear, and wiggle it around. Preferably after a wet fart, or shart. Similar to a wet willy.

Bobby was upset his girlfriend wouldn't put out, so he gave her a chocolate q-tip

by Mcswaggin balls February 16, 2016

Guatemalan Q-Tip

When you and your partner are vigorously making love and right before climax, you pullout and cum in her ear.

Hopefully my girlfriend and I will celebrate our anniversary with the Guatemalan Q-Tip tonight.

by Bootlegger Boi January 11, 2019

Colorado Q-tip

the colorado Q-tip is a sexual move perfected by the rugged miners of Denver, Colorado. to execute this maneuver, one must first get into a position similar to 69. Then, the male proceeds to insert his fist into the females butt hole, pumping forcefully. Then you must accomplish the tricky task of peeing in the girl's ear.

Example One
“Yo Jake, I got my girl spunk drunk last night!” –B Money
“The Bitch put out?” –Jake
“YEEEEAH BOYEE! I gave her the Colorado Q-Tip!”

Example Two
"Shoot girl, it sure was weird when B-Money pissed in my ear last night!'
"you mean youve never had a Colorado Q-Tip before?"

by ear pissin bitch humpin joe January 6, 2009