to putin

verb. To fall down the stairs and shit your pants.

“Try not to putin yourself on the way out.”

“This one time in middle school, I accidentally putined a little, but thankfully no major news outlet caught wind of it.”

by Chunguseus December 21, 2022

putin

Pronounced Poo-teen. offshoot of puto. 1) A homosexual male who is small in size or small in the pants. also used to greet a friend in a different way other than the casual "whats up bitch?" 2) Vidal

"waddup putin?"
"that guy is a putin...homie needs tweezers to find his pito"
"he got dumped by HER? what a putin!"

by Greg D October 7, 2005

putin

socially polite way to describe farting.

1)After that secret Borscht Lunch at the Kremlin, it was hard to keep from putin.
2)Grandma was always trying to blame Ol' Rusty the Terrier for the putin, but there was always a fresh hash mark on the sofa where she let her skirt ride up. That's why Poppop always brought wet wipes on their visits. Besides, everyone recognized Rusty's putin on contact.

by Gorbachov January 17, 2008

putin

putin is the president of russia, he is 69 years old and pulls no bitches :)

yo ur such a putin

by theopposum69 April 26, 2022

putin

french equivalent of fuck
and its not pronounced poo-ten either

Jerome: Putin! J'ai cassé ma jambe!
(fuck! i broke my leg!)

by jacob88 August 8, 2005

Putin dickrider

A person from a Western country who admires and praises Russian President Vladimir Putin.

Bob: There Trump goes again, praising Putin.
Joe: What a Putin dickrider!

by bluesmurf420 October 18, 2016

Putin's Bitch

To be owned like Donald Trump was on July 16, 2018 in Helsinki. After 2 hour meeting, Trump came out dick drunk and couldn't stop sucking up to Putin. He's now Putin's Bitch.

Trump looks so sad now that everyone knows he's Putin's Bitch.

by SHK56 July 16, 2018