puma

1. Any non-athlete with ridiculously overpriced, often non-functional, athletic clothing and equipment, so as to appear proficient in said activity.
2. A poser.
syn: Spyder, Taylor Made
orig: The "hip" Puma line of fashion sportswear

I balled all over that lame Puma with the suede low tops.

Check out the slice on this guy. His swing is Taylor Made.

by hazmatt April 27, 2004

puma

it´s so easy puma is pleas,use,my,ass
p lease
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for girls ooo baby i like it in the ass. please use my ass
do you get it.

by atee July 3, 2005

PUMA

an acronym my friend and i have made up so that we dont disgust the boys in our class.
PUMA stands for "Pad Up My Ass".

girl 1: aw man, i have my period..
girl 2: oh really?
girl 1: yeah, i have a PUMA.

boy 1: wtf is PUMA?

by aleesshhaa... March 7, 2007

puma

A dark skinned "cougar."

"A Puma is a black Cougar."

by Antonio234 March 7, 2010

puma

penis up my ass clothing brand

man i wanna get some puma

by RaZoaR May 7, 2007

puma

Stands for Pants Up My Arse When girls walking by have to pick their pants from thier crack while no-one is looking,

"Jeeez, the tight jeans don't half cause me some PUMA problems....

by whatnow? November 18, 2007

puma

a dirty, smelly, generally disgusting vag (pronounced "pew-ma")

"Man, I smelled the worst puma in the hostel last night..."

by la sirenita September 8, 2006