Pretend-sident

A pretender; to pretend about an incident, resident, etc. A trespasser or liar.

He doesn't live here, he's a pretend-sident.

by Smartycat May 16, 2017

presence

To weight over 200 pounds. Presence is having the physical attributes to be recognized everywhere you go.

When I'm out at the club no one fucks with me cause I have presence.

I benched 285 last night. So, you still have no presence weighing 185.

How can I get presence? Eat more and work out your legs brown hornet.

by tone bone January 26, 2007

po presence

n.: short for "police presence." Used in reference to the close vicinity of a police officer, police cruiser, or any other law enforcement unit

"Po presence!"
"Yeah, I see it"

by Jared May 13, 2005

presence

Anytime China and Canada meet in the same room over some type of material involving war.

It was presence when JT and CT entered the room yo.

by theambasodortou May 18, 2010

presence

BEING ABLE TO STRETCH YOUR ASSHOLE BEYOND WHAT IS CONSIDERED NORMAL OR EVEN NATURAL. TO BE ABLE TO MAKE A 6INCH GIRTHY COCK THINK HIS DICK IS INSIDE A PRINGLES CAN WITH YOUR ASS.

MY FRIEND WIL HAS A LOT OF PRESENCE

by COCKMOGUL5000 June 21, 2016

Pretend-A-Girl

A person (male or female) that dresses up like a girl or a girl they know.

Person 1- I think that guys a pretend-a-girl.

Person 2- nah, he isnt i saw him make-out with a girl at a party.

by ssy November 14, 2009

Pretend to M

A girl (usually teenage or early 20's) who self-diagnoses a gender identity disorder, gets a terrible haircut, starts insisting upon male pronouns and integrates themselves into the trans community before abandoning the idea and going back to sucking cock after about 6 months.

Rae: 'I haven't seen Jake in a while, what happened to him?'

Kris: 'She decided that she wasn't ftm after all and changed her name back to Britney.'

Rae: 'Pretend to M?'

Kris: 'Yup.'

by TheClaire December 1, 2009