pre-girlfriend

Someone you date for a while to make sure they aren't crazy before you go to the girlfriend stage. Applies to boys also.

Yea she's my pre-girlfriend. I'm thinking about promoting her if the crazy don't come out.

by Tgin January 23, 2014

Pre-pizza

The pizza that you eat just before eating another pizza (after which you may endulge in a post-pizza)

Example #1
Lucas:"What should we eat tonight?"
Malt: "How about pizza?"
Lucas:"That's cool. Let's go grab a pre-pizza first, though"

Example #2
Malt: "I'm doing cocaine. Wanna bump?"
Oliver: "No. i'll just go get a pre-pizza"

by Malt007 January 19, 2011

Pre Twattery

Before Twattery Takes Place

Oli: You are full of pre twattery tom!
Tom: what did i do?
Oli: next week you shag my girlfriend!

by Oli Chard January 25, 2009

Pre-Truth

A lie that will eventually come true.

Amy: What are you doing?
John: Cooking.

(Amy 5 minutes later) What are you doing now?
John: Getting ready to cook.

Amy: So you lied to me!?
John: No, it was just a Pre-Truth.

by Trissten B March 12, 2015

Pre-Cream

"The art of knocking one out earlier"

Before a high class event, such as dining at a fine establishment, one must "Pre-Cream" to avoid any accidents later on in the night.

Please note: "Pre-Creaming" is not limited to sex, both men and women can enjoy its benefits.

Warning please do not attempt to "Pre-Cream" while shin pissing

Chico "Pre-Creamed" before his date with Colette at the Italin restaurant, to save any accidents happening later.

Dave Had a hot date later that evening, so he "Pre-Creamed" just incase.

by Northern_IT_monkey October 17, 2011

pre-puker

Underage teenage girl who is so drunk she is going to be sick. No guy in his right mind messes with these girls for several reasons. 1. She is underage, and even if she is willing it's statutory rape. 2. She is drunk, and even if she is willing it can become rape if she changes her mind after the fact. 3. You have no idea what std this girl has, some of them can ruin you for life. 4. Do you want everyone to know that you are so desperate that you would risk your freedom and health for this little skank? If you are that desperate wash you hands and whack-off it's safer and won't get you in jail.

Frank found out that pre-puker he screwed is knocked-up,he's sweating bullets man. Dan got a dose from some pre-puker at the party, you better get checked man. Jim thought I was nuts not screwing that pre-puker, now he's facing a rape charge.

by knowman March 9, 2008

Pre-Game

Verb: To drink alcoholic beverages prior to a social engagement to make it more enjoyable.

"Hey, you going to that dance on Friday?"
"Yeah, let's Pre-Game it."

by II Coo Fo Skoo March 23, 2004