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Politician

A sociopathic person who feigns interest in the problems of others for personal gain. A liar, cheat and/or Thief that tries to pass him/herself off as an honest person to take advantage of naive victims.
"Matt is such a politician. He just complemented Julie's hair after telling everyone she's a fat whore!"
by Johnny_Reb May 19, 2009
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politicked-off

The resulting anger from a two party system that fails to serve any interests but their own.
"I voted for the Democrats,but I am as politicked-off with them as I am with the Republicans;they are all a bunch of self serving jerks."

politicians angry Congress Democrats Republicans
by Bart's Mom August 22, 2009
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Politicianizing

A term coined by Elpresador himself, "politicianizing" is going all over the country and being a politician.
Contact me ASAP. I won't be available this weekend - too busy politicianizing.
by BEAST NATION May 2, 2011
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The Politician's "You"

A practice commonly exercised by politicians, dictators, corporate establishments, salesmen and your parents, where one deliberately substitutes words such as "me", "I" or "oneself" for "you" in order to appear selfless and public-spirited.
Common Politician: "This is what public (you) wants."

Correctly interpreted as "This is what I want." Hence The Politician's "You".
by Geoleg Csapolov July 26, 2011
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politicate

to answer a question in an evasive, roundabout way. the way that politicians do.
"Don't politicate me, and just answer the question!" or
"Stop politicating me, and just answer my question!"
by LatMyLongitude September 23, 2011
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wet politician

When you are having intercourse, you have the woman squirt all over important paperwork, afterwords you let it dry, and let your co-worker deal with the paperwork in the morning !
Man, my wife brought home extra paperwork because her asshole boss. Jokes on him, we did the Wet Politician !
by Adrennanlin January 30, 2015
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politicians

Strange bedfellows.*cough*homosexuals*cough
by really sick assholes April 6, 2005
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