politician

A person who can talk for hours and never say anything.
little shit: I'm going to be a politician when I grow up
-what?
by RagnavokeSA May 15, 2013
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An eel in the fundamental mud upon which the superstructure of organized society is reared. When we wriggles he mistakes the agitation of his tail for the trembling of the edifice. As compared with the statesman, he suffers the disadvantage of being alive.
Canada's politicians gave themselves another pay raise because they felt good about knowing that they dug Canada into an even deeper hole
by Eric Kemp August 11, 2007
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see personification: Giving human traits to non-human things. also see republican
that republican is a politician
by joebob February 15, 2003
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a back-stabbing piece of shit that should have to live by the same laws as everyone else. Monarchy got fucking thrown out when WE the PEOPLE developed a little thing called the CONSTITUTION and BILL OF RIGHTS that apply to ALL PEOPLE including politicians, illegal immigrants, excons, etc. Funny how they think it's okay to vote themselves a raise and pass more fucking laws that we have to live by and they don't. Oh, and as for sex offender registries, there should be a registry for everyone and everything so we can air out all of our dirty laundry to the world because I think its important to know that my neighbor fucked his dog and got a DUI and has a meth lab. I don't know how I would get through my day not knowing that.
That politician really thinks his shit doesn't stink and deserves a pay raise!
by justiceright March 17, 2010
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1. Someone who gets paid a lot of money to do basically nothing but tell lies and wear red white and blue ties.
Also commonly referred to as a weasle.

2. Term used to describe a liar.
1. America loves it's politicians!

2. You back-stabbing little politician!!
by dirtbikechick October 04, 2008
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Someone with an IQ under 12
Person 1: Dude, that was such a dumbazz move he made

Person 2: Well, he's a politician, you can't blame him.
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a(sometimes) elected official, who is unaccountable to legislatures and citizens, and driven by interests that do not represent the public good.
Cheney: "Lets rebuild iraq"
Bush: "i have a good idea who we could hire to take care if this task"
Cheney: "Hehehe being a politician is easy, i know a couple of guys."
by Willyturdler May 28, 2007
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