human piñata

Pooping candy whilst having people hit you with Wiffle ball bats in a kickball game

Nate was a pink human piñata this week

by booze OG May 5, 2013

Viking Piñata Funeral

A funeral process where a person’s cremated remains are set out to sea on a ship that is then lit on fire via fire arrows that are shot from the shore, then, the funeral attendees equip diving gear and collect the ashes, whoever gets the most wins the person’s will

“We had a Viking Piñata Funeral for Tyler last Saturday, he will be missed”

by Raccski April 10, 2021

Piñata

When you cum inside of a girl, punch her in the stomach, and your jizz explodes out of her pussy.

My pullout game was weak, so I hit Stacy with the piñata.

by scott&john June 18, 2017

Dirty Piñata

A form of suicide that involves a person taking a lot of laxatives before hanging themselves, causing them to shit everywhere when they expire.

"I can't believe he pulled a Dirty Piñata in himself."

"I know, I feel bad for the cleaners, they don't get paid enough."

by Dirty3rdGen April 20, 2023

Venezuelan Piñata

The sexual act of a naked man doing a handstand while resting his legs against a wall (or pressing himself between two walls so he’s not touching the floor) while a partner (or multiple) beats his genitals with a stick until he has an orgasm (candy) or falls.

Mike had to call in sick because he was still sore from being the Venezuelan piñata at his girlfriends party.

by JimboShrimp April 17, 2018

Mouth Piñata

When a man, or woman, stuff their mouth with semen or other tasty treats, and others take turn using their penis to smack the "treats" out the persons mouth for all to enjoy.

We got so drunk last night we ended up playing Mouth Piñata until a huge rod busted open their mouth to release all the goodies inside.

by Chubby Pickle October 6, 2016

Piñata Time

The hanging or strangaling of an Hispanic (Preferably Mexican)

Chicana: ¿Puedo obtener un número 5 con polla extra?

Trump supporter: I don't know who you think you are but this is 'Murica and we speak English in 'Murcia! Speak the laungage of the world!

Chicana: Well actually English is the 3d most spoken laughing right behind Sp-

Trump supporter: Shut up you dirty Mexican or it's piñata time for you!! Go make me a taco!

by Snhstndff June 8, 2017