gods pez dispenser

The act of shoving jelly beans up your ass and pushing them into someone's mouth.

Lisa asked Tom if, if he wanted to try gods pez dispenser tonight.

by Picklepudding September 11, 2022

pez dispenser boy

A male politician with a head shaped like a pez dispenser. Head tilts back, out comes bullshit!. Reloaded with more bullshit

When the Senator made his speech, I could have sworn that pez dispenser boy changed in a telephone booth before making his debut.

by tang1967 November 11, 2014

Pez shat in Vikki's mouth

When Pez went round to Munoz's house and proceeded to shit in his girlfriend Vikki's mouth.

Dude did you hear. Pez shat in Vikki's mouth

by Random Spectator December 28, 2004

que te folle un pez

Spanish for I hope you get fucked by a fish. Used to express screw you. Also good for laughs.

Cody: "You're girl's a bitch bro"
Duncan: "Que te folle un pez, dude!"
Cody: "LMAO"

by Are you laughing yet December 15, 2017

one eyed storm trooper pez dispenser

The human penis

She thought that I was shy until I whipped out my one eyed storm trooper pez dispenser.

by green fire dragon June 24, 2010

australian pez dispenser

The act of inserting objects into ones arse and keeping them in place until a sneeze or other bodily function dislodges it

"Shelly has so many sex toys that I turned her into an Australian PEZ dispenser last night"

by TheDarkSquirrelRises April 24, 2016

Meth Pez-Dispenser

A Psychiatrist.
Named after their tendency to give out what is essentially meth (see: Adderall)

psychiatrist: *gives perscription for adderall*
unmedicated schizo™: fuck off you fucking meth pez-dispenser >:(

by apocalypse rising super fan #1 December 2, 2023