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The peanut butter blowjob

Picture this: PEANUT BUTTER BLOWJOB. You start out, taking a nice glob of peanut butter, (jiffy, with extra peanut chunks) and massage all over the penis. This gives a tingly feeling to the penis and warms up the blowjob that he is about to experience. As he moans in delight, shove some penis filled peanut butter in his mouth. Then, while ur mouth waters because of ur absolute love of peanut butter, begin to lick and suck the peanut butter off his dick. When he cums, u wont even be able to realize the disgusting taste of it since you’re so caught up in the delicious penis butter. And there ya go, a peanut butter blowjob Extra plus if he’s allergic! You can murder him physically AND mentally in absolute delight. He will start breathing really quickly and u think he’s having an orgasm; however, he is dying. You don’t know which is which: dying, or orgasming, because both looks and sounds so similar. You just have to wait and see.
Drew: bruh this hot guy asked me to give him a bj but I really dont want to
Emily: have u ever tried the peanut butter blowjob??? they taste sooo good
Drew: omg thanks em ill try it out!
by tinkerbelle555 June 19, 2019
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Papango

A delectable combination of a mango and a squashed papaya.
A perfect word to teach young children in an attempt to get them interested in more exotic fruits.

(NB: a squashed papango is known as a "mimosa")
"What's that new thing in the fruit bowel mummy?"
"Oh, just a papango darling"
by LickenChicken April 27, 2009
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Pecan Sandies

Other than a cookie, it's a, a sexual meaning...

"We gotta trick the moms into letting us bop with 'em" -Frank Reynolds
I went to the store, but they were out of Pecan Sandies, so looks like you and I are going to make our own...if you know what I mean...
by barbaradear February 8, 2009
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Reeses Peanut Butter Cups

Mmmmm, I'm so happy that most houses gave out Reeses Peanut Butter Cups this year!
by Aaron July 6, 2003
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Ala Peanut Butter Sandwiches

Catch phrase used by Mumfred the Magician on Sesame Street to cast his magic trick spells, in lieu of Ala-kazam or Presto
Ala Peanut Butter Sandwiches! (much smoke ensues and a horse appears with a chicken head, children discuss)
by J. Mo August 27, 2003
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Peanut

by Uhoh157 January 19, 2019
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Peanut brain

A phrase in which CS:GO professional players yell at a player who does something stupid or whiffs every shot.
Did you see what tarik did? He is such a peanut brain
by XEQUIT10 June 1, 2018
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