pee

What I do in the shower when my parents do something horribly cruel to me.

Mom: No more soda tonight.

Kid: BLASPHEMY!

by Gerbilweebies February 25, 2005

pee

the process or action of rapidly squirting clear-to-yellow (regularly) colored liquid substance out of your urethra/penishole like a baby—the toilet in this simile—sucking diarrhea from a straw. The color of your peeline depends on your dehydration and lack of fluid. Also, sometimes, you'll have a messy peeline which sprays into all different directions, each bit of pee-drops being squirted at different parts of the toilet you're urinating in. (Messy peeline)

"Bruh when I went to pee, I literally peed my penis off dude"
"Man, I wish I could've experienced that great feeling"

by Xexdeh February 15, 2020

pee on

a person of low importance

someone to continueosly make fun of

someone who does eveything for everyone else

shelby was the pee on for her many friends

by john albert franklin October 20, 2008

pee

The stuff that comes out when me and my freind are sled riding and there is no bathroom available to poop or pee in. (see poop. there are to many deffinitoins for any sane person)

There are many more definitions for poop than for pee.

by anonymous September 29, 2003

peeing

1. The act of your weewee/vagina leeking.
2. Sometimes forced act of urinating.

I am peeing on your leg.

Bobby can't stop peeing his pants.

She is peeing abnormally.

by CJDJ September 25, 2005

pee

noun: a liquid waste that is given off as a result of the kidneys cleaning toxins in the blood; the color can range from dark yellow to clear

verb: To excrete this fluid
tenses: pee, peeing, peed, pees

also called, urine, piss

My little brother thinks it's funny to pee on the floor

by MSoct868 October 27, 2006

pee

the wet sentsation that comes from between your legs when your friend says something really funny and your bladder is full.

HAHAHAHA.. oh shit man, i juss peed

by samantha irene stanton January 13, 2008