jordan patterson

An ugly son of a bitch that should be hit with a cutting board.

That Jordan Patterson is such a llama licker!

by phantomoftheopera74209 December 28, 2009

Dylan Patterson

A Dick

You at being such a Dylan Patterson right now!!

by ScotchTapeBones April 21, 2019

john patterson

black man with a white inside (oreo) very fast and is "dating" an escaped gorilla from the zoo. (could be chewbacas "it")

i wish i wasnt such a john patterson.

by DD's December 11, 2009

athena patterson

athena patterson is the bestfriend of “ autumnhearsawho “ they are the same age, but autumnhearsawho is older than athena. autumn is a virgo! born on sept 12! athena is born oct 14! a libra

athena patterson is a libra

by autumnhearsawho November 19, 2021

Josh ruben Patterson

A very sexy boy with a great sense of humor and is totally cool

Look it's Josh ruben Patterson he's so cool and smart!

by The true narrator April 15, 2022

Patterson High Scool

Patterson High School is known as the lamest unedcucational school in California history.

1: Hey, what school do u go to?
2: Central Catholic, why?
1: Your fucking lucky, I go to Patterson High and it sucks ass.

by lipps April 2, 2005

Patterson Mill High School

land of the feinds, home of the HUSKY NATION!!! You walk into the school to see the bright minds of the future and the clean building. You smell something in the distance, you see a fog start to emerge over the horizon of Tech way. You head for the bathrooms, the source, only to find five pinheads vaping some nic and weed. You obviously look and stare suprised as the new kid in the school, shay approaches and ask "Yo you wanna hit this, called mango madness". You take the vape and the dab pen and vape it at the same time, staying fucked up till 2pm when you get out only to drive your mini cooper and crash it twice... in two weeks.... come on jeremy. You have instant reputation at all the parties, fucking all the football players and smoking crack after the fed banned vaping.

New transfer student "Chad": Yo, where all the Patterson Mill High School parties at.
Slut: Yo its at Liams house bro, bring the keg.
Chad: That shits greasy man.

Football Dude: I hate winning

by MatCros September 13, 2019