by TheTruthGirl0828 October 18, 2019
Get the juban parc junior high mug.Jamming the toilet with too much toilet paper at a crowded social gathering causing it to clog and overflow. Panic overtakes your senses as you realize there is no plunger in bathroom. You madly scramble for any item in said bathroom to unclog bowl, until finally resorting to a manual bare hand method of removal. Use of the decorative towels to sop up the mess. Wet fancy towels are shoved under sink to hide them.
Tammy had a paper jam panic at the debutante ball when she clogged the bowl with toilet paper and it overflowed shit logs and piss. She came back to the ball with feces under her nails and toilet paper pieces on her gown.
by jaxtrak September 27, 2011
Get the paper jam panic mug.1) The feeling of panic that rushes over you the moment you take off your partner's underwear only to reveal what resembles thick tropical underbrush. 2) Not knowing how you are going to get out of going down on a girl with an extremely unkempt pubic region.
"Joe had a moment of bush panic after he realized the girl he is about to go down on has pubic hair so thick it will take a map to find the sweet spot."
by JoeLeo911 November 9, 2013
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Get the Bi-panic mug.the immortal phrase coined by Douglas Adams in the book the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, it is emblazoned on the cover of the Guide
by one geek with too much free time April 11, 2004
Get the DON'T PANIC mug.A legal strategy where the defendant claims to have acted in a state of violent, temporary insanity, committing assault or murder, because of unwanted same-sex sexual advances. A defendant may allege to have found the same-sex sexual advances so offensive or frightening that they were provoked into reacting, were acting in self-defense, were of diminished capacity, or were temporarily insane.
Some guy called Gabi dressed in leather overalls cornered me and made unwanted sexual advances in Folsom Street. I became so terrified and frightened for my safety that in a state of panic and self defence, I beat him to a bloody pulp and snapped his neck over a gutter. Next day I pled the gay panic defense and got off with a handshake from the judge.
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