Pansexual

Me... just ME!

Person1- there is someone pansexual here

Me- it’s me

by Emo Satan November 2, 2019

sexually attracted to frying pans

The act of being sexually attracted to a frying pan.

1: I'm pansexual
2: Are you sexually attracted to frying pans or something?

by hfusicengf uoyerwaq f October 31, 2017

Painus

1) (Noun) The pain a female experiences deep in her lower back around the colon when contractions around the 40th week of pregnancy start. The contraction pain is very near the anus giving the feeling of the onset of an impending putrid and painful deuce drop that ebbs and flows with each contraction.
2) (Noun) A person who is a real "pain in the anus".

Derrivative of "pain" and "anus".

1) My God!!! Is this a contraction or do I really have to shit?! Oh wait...its gone...I must be experiencing painus.
2) Linda keeps ridin' my ass and won't quit. She'a a persistent painus!

by Tenacious Faulker August 3, 2007

Pansexual

Pansexual means that youre sexually attracted to pans, but if you round it up to the nearest tenths you get a grape, so Pansexual means youre sexually attracted to fuvking grapes.

person 1: im pansexual

person 2: stop fucking grapes you weirdo

by balogna mans March 14, 2022

Pansensual

Pansensual is thing in which you are attracted sensually to all genders, regardless of sex. It is different from Pansexual, because Pansensuals would not have sex with all genders, and can have any sexuality regardless.

Hey, I'm pansensual, not pansexual. I don't wanna hook up with your sister, I'm gay.

by psudeom January 30, 2018

Panasta

its a spanish basket (canasta) but it has a porkchop inside it and a cape on (usually red)

I love you more than panasta!

by LetThatcrazyGirlOutOfTheShack! January 19, 2012

pankus splatter

After retrieving your cock from the inner sanctum of your lovers ass, you commence to beat it against their backside until you have created a Jackson Pollock mud art masterpiece.

"With "hold me closer tiny dancer" softly playing in the background, I swiftly pulled my Johnson out of John, and commenced to pankus splatter his skin tone tabula rasa. It was my greatest work to date."

by Pam Custard April 17, 2014