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Pantry Waste

The food in your pantry that needs to be thrown out.
I just cleaned out the pantry and threw out 5-year-old bag of lo mein noodles. What a pantry waste.
by Wyco Boyd March 2, 2019
mugGet the Pantry Wastemug.

some nice timtams in your pantry

good fashion sense and your palate of clothing is exceptional
"hey jack, you've got some nice timtams in your pantry"
by rosspapadakis February 24, 2020
mugGet the some nice timtams in your pantrymug.

vacuum the pantry

1. to rapidly and indiscriminately eat a cache of food to depletion
2. to buttfuck
1. Doctor: Mrs. Jones, your results are disappointing this month. You really must lose more weight.
Mrs. Jones: Sorry, doctor, it's a bad habit of mine: I get home from dropping off the kids and promptly vacuum the pantry, so to speak.

2. Doctor: Mrs. Jones, your piles seem to be the result of excessive anal dilation. Overly hard stool, perhaps?
Mrs. Jones: It's my husband; he's recently taken to vacuuming the pantry, so to speak.
by doonga November 4, 2013
mugGet the vacuum the pantrymug.

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