Pandemic Police

Pandemic police are annoying busybodies during Covid-19, who constantly judge and shame people allegedly breaking social distancing rules and buying "non-essential" purchases.

Common targets are single moms going grocery shopping with obviously young children, people walking their dog, old couple going for a walk around their block, siblings playing together on their own backyard, not wearing a mask or gloves, any "non-essential" purchase even if it's with an "essential"purchase. They often either make a snide remark or post a picture of them on Facebook.

These people give no shits about the health and safety of others and just want to use the pandemic as an excuse to bully and belittle people.

Uggh the pandemic police were giving me dirty looks and calling me a bad mom for bringing my 5 year old with me to the grocery store.

by Jenmic April 20, 2020

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Pandemic Trap

When a thirst trap occurs/is sent during during a pandemic and you're willing to risk it to get the biscuit.

Mike's crush sent him a pandemic Trap, so I guess we won't see him for 14 days or his funeral

by Reeru March 19, 2020

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Pandemic Proposal

Proposing marriage to your partner during a pandemic - often out of haste, panic or heightened emotions.

"Did you hear Damian and Giannina are engaged?"
"Total pandemic proposal"

by Cactusneedlesprinkles March 24, 2020

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Pandemic pounds

The weight you gain from excess food, and alcohol, while sheltering in place during a worldwide pandemic.

Dude, while staying at home during the pandemic’s shelter in place, I have consumed so much food, and adult beverages, I’ve gained 10 pandemic pounds!

by The Lois Lane June 4, 2020

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