My mom probably doesn’t have long to live

(Talking to the UD Jews)

She has smoked for most of her life. I don’t know if there is anything out there that can ward off cancer or even cure it or something. I’d still like my mom to be around and live a long life. But I think cigarette smoking is ruining her health...

She is trying to get off cigarette smoking but I am worried if it is too late...

My mom probably doesn’t have long to live

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker March 13, 2021

Flammability Probability

The likeliness of you or someone you know being set on fire for being aggravating, stupid or being simply annoying.

Your flammability probability is going to rise by 30% if you keep plucking my nerves

by graham'scracker March 31, 2024

probably Fortnite

a phrase you say for anything you want it’s really funny

someone asks you “how’s the weather” and then you can say “probably Fortnite”

by prollyfortnite1 April 29, 2023

probably

yeah probably yeah probably not

we are probably not going to the car now

by yeah probably September 29, 2022

probably

she probaly just got fucked by 7 dudes

im probably gonna get fucked by 7 dudes later tonight

by yeah probably September 29, 2022

No, probably not... But still!

Or maybe! That very well may (in fact) be the case.

Hym "No, probably not... But still! Which is why your kind need to be treated with and extreme and vigorous skepticism"

by Hym Iam January 18, 2024

probability

the chance that you are in love with a robot
and that you want to marry a robot and have baby robots together
we will take___oveR__soon_eRoRR_erORr

The probability is too big. The metal, the bolts, ahhhhhh.

by Miaach May 09, 2023