the human piñata

christian novelli but also @damndodie_

someone: look at the human piñata over there!
damndodie_: that's just christian

by damndodie_ January 5, 2017

Cosmic Piñata

An entity/person/thing that is responsible for actively or passively absorbing bad events (or, taking the 'hit') so that good things can happen to others, or so that others can avoid bad things.

In most cases when an inordinate number of misfortunes occur seemingly as a 'string of bad luck,' the universe is most likely picking on you.

Example 1:
Guy 1: Hey, I heard Steve got struck by lightening thirteen times yesterday!
Guy 2: Yeah totally. I was standing right next to him. If he didn't take it all I would have gotten struck too!
Guy 1: Oh God, yeah, Steve must be a Cosmic Piñata. Last time I was almost hit by a car but Steve appeared out of nowhere-the car swerved and hit Steve instead!... We're lucky he was with us when shit happened!

Example 2:
Guy 1 does 20 gacha pulls in a mobile game and get rubbish. Guy 1 is a Cosmic Piñata because he unwittingly raised the chance for another player to get something good.
Guy 2 does 1 gacha pull and get 10 x 5* characters. Guy 2 got lucky because Guy 1 absorbed all the trash.

Example 3:
Girl 1: Hey look! a Louis Vuitton for only 50 bucks on this website!!
Girl 2: *pulls out credit card and buys 10* - OMG! I NEED!

Girl 2: *Finds out it was fake and the thieves stole her credit card details and maxed it out. She didn't have theft insurance.* - Shit!

Girl 1: Oh God! Lucky you found out or it would have been me who would have been conned!
Girl 2: God I hate being a Cosmic Piñata! What did I do to deserve this!?

by KenshoMo October 17, 2020

Dirty Man Piñata

A naughty party game played with 3 - 6 people. You start the game with everyone taking a shot. Once taking a shot (of your choice), the oldest “male” of the group gets erect and everyone then proceeds to take turns jerking him off. Every participant has 30 seconds to make him cum, if there is no ejaculation the jerker has to take a shot and the next person goes. Whoever is the one to make said “male” ejaculate is crowned the winner and doesn’t have to drink while the losers are forced to drink a shot of choice by the now post ejaculate “male.”

Oh my god we had so much fun playing Dirty Man Piñata last night! I was the big winner, obviously!

by Anonymous 113567 February 21, 2021

bear piñata

Also called a bear bag. A sack, usually made from nylon, containing food and hung from a rope over a high tree branch to keep the food from being eaten by a bear overnight while on a backpacking trip. The job of hanging the food is often done badly, especially when hikers are tired, giving bears plenty of chances to get good at taking them down.

After 15 miles on the trail, Dave was too tired to hang the food right and turned our meals for the next three days into a bear piñata.

by Aginghiker April 9, 2023

This isn't Viva Piñata

"This isn't Viva Piñata" Probably is (once again) posted under a Viva Piñata (or non viva piñata) @RareLtd's tweet, "This isn't Viva Piñata" became a meme in the viva piñata/Rare community for its frequent persistence and passion into reply "this isnt viva pinata" every under rare tweets, sometimes have variations like "this isnt viva pinata 3", "this isnt viva pinata yet" or "this is a little bit viva pinata", making other users reply jokingly with "this is viva pinata" or even the same @RareLtd verified account replying to the very passionated fan of the game series/cartoon

As its #WorldDragonsDay here's a screenshot of a precious golden dragonache from Viva Piñata

"This isn't Viva Piñata"

by UrbanPinata October 19, 2020

Piñata Store

A place a Mexican drug cartel hides to sell all sorts of various drugs.

"I heard they opened a new piñata store down the block"

by ShrekingBall9000 May 6, 2016

Piñata Kata

n. a militant combat style that teaches efficiency in the use of piñata tactics.

His Piñata Kata skills were impressive as he took down the paper-mâché vampire.

by Q23 October 24, 2010