Reedley Photographer

Commonly known for being the local sports photographer for Reedley High and other local sports teams. Also a commonly known casual photographer.

Robert: Dude did you see what Jan just posted on his website?

Phillip: Who's Jan?

Robert: The Reedley photographer headass, the one who takes our soccer pictures.

Phillip: Oh, that Jan.

by Unknown408-142 February 25, 2019

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facetime photographer

Someone who takes the best photos while FaceTiming.

She sent her the best shots she took while they were on FaceTime. Making her a FaceTime photographer

by A wild child October 24, 2019

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A Walmart Photographer is a person who buys a beginner DSLR camera (Canon, Nikon, Sony, etc...) from Walmart, Best Buy, Amazon, etc... and calls themselves a professional photographer with the lack of talent.

Karen: DM me for photography rates!

A hobbyist: Where did you your camera?

Karen: Oh, from walmart! It's a Canon t3i (a beginner camera)

A hobbyist: "Fucking Karen thinks she's a professional cuz she has a camera! She's a god damn walmart photographer!"

by CSM_Hooah June 3, 2019

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Band Photographer

The guy who actually have money

Do you see the guy taking the photos? The band photographer; He can actually affoard a hotel, so he won’t sleep in the van tonight!

by Kallefin June 7, 2024

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(non) photographically advanced

1. The inability to reproduce photo pretaining to your identity. 2. Being without the right equipment to produce such photographs. 3. Or the ability to be very advanced with all the avenues to produce such photos.

"Dude, Now you have me feeling bad that I have no current photos of myself."

"Yeah, you're soo (non) photographically advanced."

by Jayd101 April 23, 2009

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