Pascal

A useless programming language one is forced to lean in high school, instead of a highly useful and relevant language like C, C++, Java, etc.

Mr. Pedersons AP Pascal class in 10th grade was the turning point - I could have been a successful high paid software engineer, but after having my soul crushed by that archaic monstrosity that I knew I would never use in any professional context, I ended up as a janitor cleaning toilets. I drink myself to sleep every night, sad and lonely in my van down by the river thinking of what could have been if they had taught me C instead.

by Frampton McChrist August 7, 2008

Pascal

The act of lying compulsively.

-Hey, Jim just told that his dad invented the Ringolos...
-Oh my God! He must have pulled the Pascal!

by mdvrd April 25, 2006

Pascalle

A very handsome and sexy guy. He is also tall and really good in relationships and is very loyal to his partner. A Pascalle might seem awkward at first, bit once you get to know him he is really funny and hyper. Pascalle can also be a real asshole sometimes but he is a good friend most of the time.

"dude Pascalle is so awkward"

"Pascalle is fucking hot"

pascalle

by XxX_EpicGamer_XxX October 24, 2018

Pascal

A rather useless programming language, initialy created to teach new programmers how to do it properly, after the wave of sloppy programmers in the 60s. Improvements have meant that it has been used for real programming (mainly by apple). Good to get you into good habits, but still useless in the end.

person 1:i learnt programming in C++ in no time at all thanks to all the years i spent learning Pascal

Person 2:yeah...but if you just learnt C++ in the first place, you wouldnt have had to bother.

Person 1:&*%^$% you

Blaize Pascal:you think youve got it bad? they named the bloody thing after me when i was already dead!

by thefireycaddilac September 27, 2005

Dirty Pascaline

having a fish up her vagina

Dude! Did you hear about the girl that got dirty pascaline-d? It was crazy and totally cold & slippery!!!

by swimdude588 June 8, 2009

Pascalle

Pascalle is very beautiful but shits too much. These shits can last anything from 5 to 30 minutes depending on what she ate. She also loves cats, and owns about 16.

Pascalle is looking fineeee today, I wonder how long her shit lasted.

by ferrisbueller January 13, 2015

Adam Pascal

The most over-rated performer to ever appear in the musical Rent, who continues to return to the show and half-ass his way through it when he can't get any other jobs.

Adam Pascal Fangirl: OMG!!!! No one will ever be better dan ADAM!! He was the bestest Roger EVER!!!!!!111!

Sensible Renthead: No, honey, he wasn't.

by nnkay July 27, 2009