The Wet Paper Bag

The Wet Paper Bag is when you take a fat, ugly hoe back to your room, put a paper bag on her face, then cum all over the paper bag.

Yeah, I heard Chad is into putting the wet paper bags over bitches faces.

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Being broke.

Im so broke I can't even buy my way out of wet paper bag

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When the girl has a nice body but her face is ugly you put a brown paper bag on her head

Alyssa has a nice body but ugly face so Shes a brown paper bag special

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When you get somebody to throw up in your pants to use as lube while jerking off

She started throwing up while watching human centipede so I got her to give me a Cleveland paper bag

A girl who the only way you'd have sex with them is if they wore a paper bag on their head. See also one bagger, two bagger, or three bagger

Cohort A: That girl has a nice body, but what a nasty face
Cohort B: Yep, definitely a paper bagger.

paper bagger by Benny October 10, 2004

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putting a bag over an ugly girls head in order to not see her face during sex

Paper bagging that hoe would be a good idea before banging her.

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Someone with an ugly face but hot body; a paper bag over the head would render them infinitely more sexually attractive.

Amy: Is Katy's new boyfriend hot?
Rachel: He works out a lot but he has acne and crooked teeth. He's a total Paper Bagger.

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