blow your back doors off

To give someone (male or female) a seriously good fuck in the ass. So good it blows the doors off.

Shabba "I'll blow your back doors off."
Fit Girl "Get away from me you freak."

by Alex "FatSage" November 2, 2006

getting your back door kicked in

the art of taking it up the arse.commonly referring to anal sex . hetro or homo .

dave mcguire loves getting his back door kicked in by Paul!

whats dave doing? - getting his back door kicked in !

let me kick your back door in you piece of shit!

you love getting your back door kicked in!

by nikstej February 12, 2009

to get the spadge monkey of your back

to have either fellatio or intercourse removing feelings of sexual tension

Geeze it feels good to get the spadge monkey off my back.

by CG May 12, 2004

Smash your back end out

To have hard, vigorous sex with a person.

John: "I'm gonna smash your back end out."

by The Galavanters February 26, 2010

Your Back Has A Hole Definition -

Your Back Has A Hole Definition -
Adjective (adj)
-This is a Caribbean slang that is used by the west indians to describe someone when their bottom butt or ass is flat.
-It is also used to exaggerate how flat their bottom is and it is also used as a dis or an embarrassment.

Your Back Has A Hole Definition -

Eg 1. Lyndian's bottom is so flat that her back looks like it has a hole.

Eg 2. Tinna has big titties but her ass is so flat ,her back has a hole.

by AsianPrincess 👸👸 March 25, 2016

Snap your back like a KitKat

Literally just the act of snapping someone's back like a KitKat. A good threat to use against assholes.

Harry: Bitch if you don't shut up I'll snap your back like a KitKat.

by Rapidash192 October 20, 2020

Harvesting your back yard wheat

Shaving ones arse crack

Will you be harvesting your back yard wheat soon Darling? It's the hairiest thing since General Melchett's moustache. In fact if you have a moment, it's like a twelve story hairy thing, with 'I am a hairy thing' written in hair at the top

by Lau&Toks&Nokky in the box May 9, 2011