omg

object management group
A group including IBM, Apple and Sun Microsystem to create a cross-compatible distributed object standard. Later it simply stood for Oh My God.

Person 1: My parents work for IBM who is part of OMG.
Person 2: ?????

by V C September 21, 2005

OMG

The abbreviation for the genetic disease "Oversized Male Genitals", in which the genitals are both very long and very thick (commonly mistaken for "Oh my God!").

OMG sufferer: Dad I have something to tell you.
Father: OMG! You're gay!
OMG sufferer: No Dad... I have an OMG.
Father: I knew that you would get that from me.

by IGotaOMG September 6, 2009

OMG

Means Oh My God usually used on chats and ond the internet

OMG! I don't belive it

by ablazehustla February 4, 2010

OMG OMG OMG LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

When you break into someones house and they come home and you don't know what to say. Just say OMG OMG OMG LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. Then repeat it. Then all is good and you might even have a girlfriend/boyfriend because your so cool.

Person: "AYE WHAT YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE!?!"
You: "OMG OMG OMG LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!"

by POTATOES ARE ✨QUEEN✨ April 18, 2021

OMG

OMG is the scaled down version of oh my god

OMG look what Sandham has done to the pie

by Dimebag4life May 21, 2008

omg

You're all wrong it means:

"OH MY GOTH!"

"OH MY GOTH!"

"Marilyn Manson is a corpse fucker!"

by "OH MY GOTH!" March 11, 2005

OMG

oh my god. the most commonly used blasphemy in the world. sometimes you sound really stupid using it and other times it is quit appropriate. but mostly it helps fill space in an argument.

person 1 : i'm so fat.
person 2: OMG! you weigh 99 pounds get over it!

by KiKi_14_14 July 5, 2009