by Jon Opium October 10, 2006
A state in the south-central US that has the following qualities.
1. Watered down beer that is at 3.0%
2. Towns such as Tulsa that are Ghetto
3. A crappy university called OU that gets pwn3d by Texas
4. An average income that would make Phillipino sweat shops cry
5. State Troopers that harass people from other states.
6. TPT (see trailer park trash)
7. A resteraunt called the frying pan that will clog your arteries in one sitting.
8. More mullets than anywhere else in the world.
1. Watered down beer that is at 3.0%
2. Towns such as Tulsa that are Ghetto
3. A crappy university called OU that gets pwn3d by Texas
4. An average income that would make Phillipino sweat shops cry
5. State Troopers that harass people from other states.
6. TPT (see trailer park trash)
7. A resteraunt called the frying pan that will clog your arteries in one sitting.
8. More mullets than anywhere else in the world.
I was in Tulsa, Oklahoma the other day, and a mullet sporting guy attempted to grope my testicles in the parking lot of the Frying pan. That guy must have been drinking two cases of beer!
by Th31337P0st3r May 18, 2007
Oklahoma is one of the only state in America where there are more cows than people. The landscape his flat out west and hilly in the east. The heat is too intense, yet the winters bring cold and snow. The school system is one of the slowest in the country, but not nearly as bad a Alabama. The people talk country, breath county, and sing country. The cities are small and so are the so called sky scrapers. They cannot afford a pro team and the state is ignorant of the horrible roads. Of just 3 million people, the state is slowly growing, but not for the best. The Oklahoma University is the most popular in Oklahoma, yet still very small.
I can smell the cows, oh, I mean Oklahoma
The boring state, of Oklahoma, gets slaughtered by Texas, and Ohio, in almost every statistic.
The boring state, of Oklahoma, gets slaughtered by Texas, and Ohio, in almost every statistic.
by Adam Sparks June 21, 2007
Word used to demoralize and shun those who attempt jokes and no one laughs. Is made to be said out loud so everyone can laugh at that asshole who isn't funny.
salmon: im gunna drop you like 5th period spanish
mike: Oklahoma.
jj: anything said ever
everyone: oklahoma
mike: Oklahoma.
jj: anything said ever
everyone: oklahoma
by rizzaa April 29, 2007
Due to the suffering the suffering that any person from Oklahoma has to endure, this has become a popular safety world in acts of sexual bondage or stupidity. This word also has a strong history of being screamed during acts of drunken stupor at almost any unfortunate happening.
Papa screamed Oklahoma when Nixon twisted his nipple.
"Oklahoma" hollered Will when he saw an extremely drunk and very naked man standing on the stairs.
"Oklahoma" hollered Will when he saw an extremely drunk and very naked man standing on the stairs.
by Nick Holt February 13, 2006
The color of an avetard's eyes after he takes a rip off the dab rig. This color also happens to be one of TardU's colors and it is no coincidence at all that an avetard will have the same color in his eyes. Whenever an avetard has this shade of red in his eyes, he is 100% out like a light.
Bruh, Henry hit the rig and that mf was out like a light! His eyes were Oklahoma Crimson red, he was not ready to hang.
by TurnM3Up November 25, 2019
When laying in bed with your other, you fart, wait a second or two and lift the covers and drop them fast creating a rush of ass smelling wind straight to your others face.
by xkfalling September 14, 2010