Fight an Ogre

Have a very large poo.

"That meal was great. Now I have to go and fight an ogre."

by Jemson December 13, 2008

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ogre status

In it's simplest term: a male who is significantly bigger and taller when compared to normal men. Most males that qualify for "ogre status" (also abbreviated as ogre) hail from Scandinavian, Central and Northern European roots. Generally to be ogre status, you must be at least 6'4" and weigh 260+ lbs. It should be noted that "ogre status" generally doesn't denote being overweight, rather they are more commonly composed of inherit muscle and a large skeletal frame.

Often the term ogre status is applied to describe an act which proves dominance over another person.

Word of warning: Don't fuck with someone that is ogre status.

That motherfucker is straight up ogre status, I heard he tore that bitch in two pieces and blew hookerbacon all over her face.

by Jeremy R. December 9, 2008

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ogre sausages

To have extremely fat fingers or toes.

Dude, Mary has some ogre sausages, it looks like a barbecue down there!

by shanghaiohmy August 11, 2018

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Rise Of The Ogre

The greatest book made. It is an awesome book about an interview with the Gorillaz. Loads of awesome Gorillaz art is in there too, alot of rare shit too.

300+ Pages of sausy goodness.

Meh: Zomg i gots rise of the ogre yesterday when i came out in america!
miniman: Oh.. yeah.. good for you.. *Acts like he gives a shit*

by 2-D November 8, 2006

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ogre cock

1.the ogreous cockocus is a creture that cannot fit his penus into a condom without breaking it. his massize slung weights as much as average human's leg.

The most famous of the ogre cocks is tj callari whose cock weighs 10 full metric LBS. His veins puff off of his dick 3 inches high.

by Victim of a Vagrant Mind April 12, 2003

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