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A tiny lake you find in the middle of the desert.
“Dude is a that Oasis?”
No bro, are you dumb? You’re blind, you can’t see shit”
Oasis by TheSecondG May 17, 2022
Fuckin’ mint m8 , class on toast . Noel is a genius and Liam is the fuckin’ shit
Normal Donny : Ay r u Liam and Noel Gallagher from the band oasis

The best musicians on the planet : ye m8 , Ello

Normal man who has now met Liam and Noel Gallagher from oasis : can I get a photo wiv u ?

The best musicians on the planet : ye

True story
Oasis by Class_on_toast June 28, 2023
A very silly person with silly thoughts. They are very girlboss cunt era and I would not be the person i am now without them.
Me: thank you for being so cool, Oasis.
Oasis: thank you for being my friend man.
Oasis by Eyecrust September 7, 2024

Oasis coulsdon

An overrated shit hole school in coulsdon, who beef everyone and think they’re a “family” but they’re all fake to eachother really. Most of them are chavs and wannabe road men. The teachers are shit and don’t teach them fuck all
Person from another school- what did you do today

Person from oasis- fuck all babe the teachers are shit, remember I go oasis coulsdon I learn nothing and my mates are all chavs I love it xx
Oasis coulsdon by AndyBooth October 2, 2018

oasis academy enfield 

A GHETTO ASS school in North London which is filled with a bunch rats that are fake, loud, annoying and rude. The teachers are annoying and care more about your uniform then your actual education.
Person 1: yo have you heard of that ratchet school “oasis academy Enfield”

Person 2: yeah It’s that school where Mr westlake the fat don works at
oasis academy enfield by Fattttttyyy December 27, 2018