November 5

National hit ander wehner in the balls day. We must all band up together.

Person- it’s November 5! I can finally hit ander wehner in da balls!
Nother person- woohoo!

by Blepblepblep November 4, 2019

November 5

This is the day where girls ask out guys instead of guys asking girls out.

Girl 1: i like him so bad i want him to ask me out.
Girl 2: well its November 5th so you have to.
Girl 1: damn November 5th

by Pink drink November 4, 2021

November 5

National true feelings day, you are not allowed to fake a smile like you always do you have to show your true feelings

Guy: how are you Brian?
Brian: good 🙂
Guy: it’s November 5th how do you really feel
Brian: my life sucks!!!

by Dick good for my mouth November 4, 2020

November 5

This day is national yet your best friend day so when you see your best friend yeet them

I love November 5

by Luna-Sempai🤩🤓😋😩😋🤩💀😩🤩💖🙂 November 4, 2021

november 5

The day where tall people can ask a short person anything and they have to do it or if it’s a question then have to answer it

Tall guy: Ayo Madyson

Madyson: what?
Tall guy: be my personal minion for the day

Madyson: hell no
Tall guy: to fuckin bad you can’t say no it’s November 5th so suck it

Madyson: fuck you

by Iheart.hot.sons November 4, 2021

November 5

National start a relation ship with you bff

Why are jimmy and Emma so close... it’s November 5 national national start a deletion ship with your bff day

by Hibeaches November 4, 2019

November 5

Slap your friend named Aadit day

Aadit: why’d you hit me!
You: ITS NOVEMBER 5TH BUDDY

by EAT A DICK 69 November 4, 2019