When you are banging a girl, and you have your friend hide in the closet, and while you are banging her up the butt, you pretends that your penis slips out, and then your friend quickly rushes to the scene and starts banging her up the butt. Then you leave the room, and go by a window which she is facing, and then you wave to her or do something noticable, and then she realizes, "Who's banging me?"
Dude, when I was giving my girlfriend a Secret Detective and she found out that it wasn't me at the end, she was like "What the fuck!?!?"!
by Zaroosh Innoutian January 7, 2006
Get the Secret Detectivemug. People who study how people got fat. They then analyze other details like if they will continue to get fat, or if they will lose it, or were most of their fat goes.
Obesity Detective1- "Well she gained three chins over the summer"
Obesity Detective 2- "She probably ate a lot and never got her now huge ass any exercise."
Obesity Detective 2- "She probably ate a lot and never got her now huge ass any exercise."
by Obesity Detective March 3, 2008
Get the Obesity Detectivemug. when your balls are on a mission
by irnko June 18, 2008
Get the detective scrotesmug. Mwah<3 detective nene is such a pretty and beautiful person! And he’s so cool I’m glad we’re friends<3 and I hope she realizes how cool xe is #livelaughlove
“Woah look at him isnt he cool?”
“Yeah, that’s my friend detective nene and she’s chill”
“Whats her pronouns?”
“He uses any!!”
IDK IF THIS WAS GOOD OR NOT..
“Yeah, that’s my friend detective nene and she’s chill”
“Whats her pronouns?”
“He uses any!!”
IDK IF THIS WAS GOOD OR NOT..
by Buggettey October 10, 2021
Get the detective nenemug. I wanted to go home so i did a detective dive out of math
Or
We were just walking past the fire escape when me and Chewit did a detective dive out of schoool
Or
We were just walking past the fire escape when me and Chewit did a detective dive out of schoool
by rentboi May 25, 2005
Get the detective divemug. Someone who uses all their internet sleuthing abilities in order to find the source of a particular pornographic image or clip. Google search, reverse image search, questioning discord and reddit users, freeze framing to check out on-screen text, cross referencing screenshots of the model in question with a database of similar looking models until he finds a match, nothing is out of the question when you're horny and trying to get off. This is the dude that should have been working at the NSA to find Bin Laden, but instead he's trying to find the name of the porn star he just watched get gangbanged.
Imagine a dude from CSI, except instead of looking for a murderer, he's zooming into a washed out watermark in the corner of a :03 second .gif in order to find out the source of the porn he wants to jack off to.
Imagine a dude from CSI, except instead of looking for a murderer, he's zooming into a washed out watermark in the corner of a :03 second .gif in order to find out the source of the porn he wants to jack off to.
Jim: "God damn that was a hot clip. Who was that?
Michael: "No idea. Just found it while browsing reddit. Send it to Kyle, he's a real porn detective. If he's horny, He'll find the source in less than an hour."
Michael: "No idea. Just found it while browsing reddit. Send it to Kyle, he's a real porn detective. If he's horny, He'll find the source in less than an hour."
by Atsumi Saiki December 9, 2021
Get the Porn Detectivemug. Detective Noname is a detective who, while remains anonymous, solves cases with action-packed style and incredible grit.
by TheFunnyJoJoMan October 1, 2020
Get the Detective Nonamemug.