vagina vaseline

A solution for your other chapped lips

Your pussy so crusty, you need some vagina Vaseline!

by Morgasm Gillesbian March 29, 2016

mouth full of vaseline

When one speaks to you with a lisp and you cannot decipher a word that they say. Or when a person spits uncontrollably and has a lisp. It is permissible to yell "vaseline" with a lisp and cut one of these lispers off.

Man, that guy with a lisp was talkin with a mouth full of vaseline. What the hell was he talking about?

by babypiratesnapchat2 June 25, 2023

Vaseline Swag

A typo for vaseline swab.

Vaseline Swag.

by babypiratesnapchat2 January 22, 2023

Vaseline Swag

The swag and confidence that pirates get after using Vaseline. Usually done in a ufc setting.

Vaseline Swag.

by babypiratesnapchat2 November 02, 2022

Vaseline Vag

a bag of microwaved Vaseline shoved up your fanny to use as a cum blocker

My Vaseline vag is bare sticky man

by Hshshdhdhhdhd June 08, 2017

Victor Vaseline

That one kid that likes anime a lot. Also enjoys compliments about how he looks like Frankie Munez. Also is a seaman. Enjoys long walks on the beach with his dog.

Wow Victor Vaseline really looks like Frankie Munez.

by Hello YAY May 09, 2010

Vaseline a drug?

This is the predecessor of Vaselphobia. This is where you ask the life changing question of Vaseline a drug? After asking this once or multiple times someone shall convince you that, "Yes, it is a drug". This shall go on to give you Vaselphobia.

"Vaseline a drug?" you ask. "Yes, on it right now!"

by Guxity August 02, 2023