douchey proof

A place, preferable a bar or club, where you can find a very small or non-existent amount of douche bags.
Person 1:
How is that bar across the street from you?

Person 2:
It's actually really cool. It's totally douchey proof.
by everlost84 August 7, 2010
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army proof

To make something Army Proof, you take something that is idiot proof, and make the instructions even more explicit and harder to fuck up.
The MRE heating pack has instructions telling you to lean it on a "Rock or something"

The Claymore mine has "Front towards enemy" written on the front.

These are just a few items that have been made army proof
by unquenchable August 11, 2008
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roofy-proof

A person who is so eager to hook up with someone that she/he doesn't mind being slipped a roofy.
Tracy is so horny. She's been hooking up with everybody lately. I think she's roofy-proof.
by tree pipit September 8, 2010
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drunk proof

The act of preparing a house for a particularly awesome party. This may include hiding glass, sentimental, or otherwise important/breakable/fragile objects in a closet or bedroom to protect them from clumsy drunk people.
Mike: Dude! My parents are out of town, let's throw a party!

Ryan: OK, I'll be over at around 5 to help drunk proof the house.
by SpaceCowboys January 17, 2010
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BS Proof

Boss: I'll give you a raise next month
Employee: Phil, stop it, that's what you told me last month. I'm bs proof.
by milloo_antibs May 20, 2009
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xND proof

A person cool enough to invite to MND, THD, WND, ThND and/or FND.

Tossers who can only talk about work or their kids are definitly NOT xND proof.
You'd better not invite them again, but if you find yourself in a pub with a non-xND proof person, you can always

pull a Zewald.
Good to finally have met X, he's xND proof for sure!
by Milanifan October 21, 2010
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proof or stfu

Phrase used in pretty much every conceivable scenario when person#1 makes a claim that requires proof to be believed, and person#2 demands that the proof be given, or person#1 shuts the fuck up.
Pietro, Ultra, Earl Grey: Hey! That's not fair ACM! "proof or stfu" is our phrase that we invented!
The ACM: proof or stfu
by TheACM December 17, 2006
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