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new canaan tools 

Cocky preps talk alot of shit about "D-Bagers" when they really have more money than "D-Bagers"/they basically suck at life...
New Canaan Tool's all grew up on the Niger River.

New Canaan Girls Swim Team 

its time to face facts ladies (and i use that term loosely). you have lost to the lady warriors a myriad of times. you will not beat them any time soon either even with your divers. the lady warriors have pwned and will continue pwning you. deal. it's a fact of life.
-does the new canaan girls swim team suck?
--Do one legged ducks swim in circles?
...thats what i thought

New Canaan Girls Swim Team 

hah...we didn't get those shirts custom made...WE MADE THEM OURSELVES..we also didn't all have aprons..but thanks for the idea! Nice job rams...you've succeeded in making complete fools of yourselves again...words cannot describeeee!
rivals...that means 2 teams that are EQUAL...sorry you can't really compare...

new cannan 

Pretty nice, wealthy place in Connecticut. All the kids are taking the hardest classes possible. Lots of attractive people there. To fit in you need to be wealthy, attractive, and athletic. So many parties here in NC (like every weekend). The town is awesome with a movie theater, red mango, starbucks, j-crew, etc. The people are nice but could be snobby, probably not as snobby as New York City though.
new cannan by soccer12345 April 12, 2013

New Caanan 

holy crap....ok.... New Caanan is a place where black people fear to tread and the middle school kids get arrested every friday afternoon. the police are nazis and outsiders fear those that dwell inside. it is a scary place that only those that call it home could possibly live inside of it. it's a massive town and i dont think there could be a map of the place cause every time i look around it seems to be engulfing wilton and norwalk.
HEY! You look semi-suspicious...i think a full body cavity search is in order....welcome to new caanan, BITCH
New Caanan by Rowayton_r_us November 8, 2005