-ness

A suffix added to the end of different adjectives, verbs, and nouns to show how much more awesome the idea is.

Person 1: Dude, did you watch the movie?
Person 2: Yeah, i did! It was total awesome-ness
Person 1: Indeed. It was some real cool-ness

by The Vampire Bunnii March 20, 2009

NESS

Any or all characteristic(s) possessed by someone.

I miss your NESS. I love your NESS.

by Ruth Kostur December 9, 2019

Pee-Ness-Ness

you scream it when you have to pee, or use that bathroom badly

"I have to go Pee-ness-ness"
Scream: "Pee-ness-ness"

by Brayde March 13, 2008

amy-ness

when you put in upfront time and thought into selecting your life partner after having made the mistake of not doing so the first time -- and you end up meeting a brilliant engineer whose intellect and fellatio skills allows you to transcends the biological male urge to seek other women -- so everything turned out pretty damn amazing

e: "what are the things you learned to look for that you didn't know the first time around so that I know?"

r: "amy-ness (of course)"

by estellanutella August 23, 2022

Ness The Kid

A long island white “rapper” who was signed by Fetty Wap, even though all he does is express his love for Girls and flex foreign cars, designer clothes, and jewelry that he doesn’t have.

Bill: Dammmmnn. This rapper has it made! He has a bust down Rolex AND a Bugatti.
Carl: Nah, that’s just Ness The Kid, The only thing he has is a shit ton of v bucks he stole his girls credit card to buy.

by BluePickles2 July 17, 2020

P-ness

A noun that describes the level of statistical significance of a scientific study, or P-value. A small P-ness (low P-value) means that the study is very statistically significant.

Dr. Willie Cox: "I'd like to congratulate Dr. Peter Johnson, who worked in collaboration with Dr. Richard Wiener and Dr. John Thomas, on a phenomenal research publication. With a P-value of 0.0000001, I can definitively say to everyone that Dr. Johnson has perhaps the smallest P-ness I've ever seen in my life. Dr. Johnson, I hereby bestow upon you the title 'tiny P-ness guy' and hope everyone calls you that to honor you for the rest of your career."
Dr. Peter Johnson: "Uh thanks...I guess. Please don't call me that."

by Nicholas D December 11, 2020

sans is ness

a meme originating from a game theory video

person 1: hey have you heard how sans is ness?
person 2: that isn't even funny anymore

by garde_ October 8, 2020