Nutella bagel

Used to describe odd kids.

Omg you know that girl rebecca, well she’s a Nutella bagel

by Just a cool person January 25, 2019

Nutella Sandwich

Associated with the infamous sex move, the Alabama Hot Pocket. The penis owner, or strap wearer, inserts their girthy attachment into the anus of another party, in which their anus is encrusted in what is widely known as ‘shit’. The penis owner/strap wearer proceeds to perform an act of sodomy (with consent) against the party whose anus is encrusted in shit. This sex act is known as the “Nutella Sandwich” because the walls of the anus represent two slices of bread whilst the feces represent nutella. The penis or strap represents a knife spreading the nutella.

Colton: Damn, I saw that clip of you performing the ‘Nutella Sandwich’ on your girl on your story last night! You really wanna be known for that?
Daniel: Damn straight, I graduate next year anyways. Before these bitches hop into my DMs wanting some sweets they need to know if they can handle my chocolate.

by sexy italian man October 6, 2020

Nutella Man

Offensive term for black people.

Have you seen the Nutella Man who moved in next door?
or
Officer, arrest that nutella man!

by MBKek July 25, 2017

Nutella Panini

Heated sandwich thins freshly spread with Nutella.

Only the best snack ever made, the nutella panini

by Mr. Vanden Purple November 6, 2010

Nutella Bella

Nutella Bella or "Nubella" is the term used after anal sex where the end of the male genitalia (bell) has been covered in the delicious chocolate spread of nutella (In this context shit) creating a Nutella Bella.

A young man has just had his first encounter of anal sex unfortunatly his partner had forgotten to Anally douche.

"Crikey, there's poop on me bell!" (Tastes some) "Mmm it's kinda like nutella"

Hey!! Nutella bella!!

by SternHello April 22, 2011

Volcanic Nutella

Volcanic Nutella is a case of the shits so bad its like shitting a stream of molasses made of battery acid, yet so sparodic, that when your done... you only think your done, only to find as soon as youve pulled up your pants and washed your hands, your explosive ass gets ready to erupt in a white hot fury right there in your under britches... this trickery and downright skullduggery of the anus, mean the poor hapless fool to stay within running distance of the porcelain express and causes the skin around your cornhole to become so red, angry and inflamed from the constant onslaught of colon-bile and toilet paper, that even the most heavly vitaman E imbuded 4ply toilet paper of softness is like taking a ballbearing shot sandblaster directly to the rectal opening

usually results in grown men crying deliorusly at the ungodly pain

Dude 1: whoa fuk man, we shouldnt have had that dodgey vindaloo at lunch...

Dude 2: harden the fuck up pussy, clench yo ass till we get home

Dude 1: fuck that man, ifeel a case of the Volcanic Nutella coming on man, its like white hot poker is trying to excape from my ass!

by OH GOD MY ASS June 12, 2008

Bread and Nutella

Bread 🍞 + Nutella

Italians usually eat a slice of bread with Nutella smeared on it.

Thing 1: Damn bread and Nutella it’s the greatest combination of aliment in this word!!

by vii<3 June 4, 2023