by Farmer Garza March 22, 2010
A cocoa goddess. She's got moves and she knows how to use them. When she gets a hold of some skittles you know that there will be danger. She's into groping and she loves to share a bed with a jew. She likes to bounce up on it at 2AM after drinking somePina Coladas and gettin her African Swerve on.
by Baby Jew May 28, 2009
pertaining to the female genitilia...
a chosen word of worship for those who have come to witness and see your all mighty VAGINA.
long before the penis itself lived the all mighty vagina,where it came from no man could ever understand but was and has been for ever greatful of its existance,taste as well as feeling.
a chosen word of worship for those who have come to witness and see your all mighty VAGINA.
long before the penis itself lived the all mighty vagina,where it came from no man could ever understand but was and has been for ever greatful of its existance,taste as well as feeling.
It was on this very night the doors swung open and into my mystical temple he entered and for ever remained prisoner
by Jtekz July 5, 2004
by Krax420 July 13, 2016
Noun: The Mystical Portal is a large trailor with metal wings and a long plastic rigged drainage pipe for a neck that supports its large metal head. Mystical portals are usually found in wooded areas secluded from the city. Mystical Portals have been known to mate with 1986 GMC Astro Vans. Mystical Portals can be very territorial and are best tamed with road cones and pitchforks. Mystical Portals are rare nowadays because they can be scrapped for their precious metals at local junk yards. Although Mystical Portals are harmless, any human caught by authorities in, on, or around a Mystical Portal could be punished due to uncertainties of the potential power that the Mystical Portal may or may not have. Anyone that has came in contact or has seen a Mystical Portal is urged to contact "The Keepers of the Portal" immediately as documenting their whereabouts are necessary for the continued survival of Mystical Portals.
A long time ago a poor lost boy was walking though the woods. He became lost after hours of searching for an exit. Then he came to a clearing. he ran for joy to the vast opening only to see a huge metal monster staring him down. The boy ran and ran back into the forest while The Mystical Portal came closer. As he ran out of another exit a band was recording a song on the street corner. He rambled his story though the microphone until he vanished never to be seen again... now with combine efforts the "Keepers of the portal" protect it and the fellow citizens of the world from the distruction it may cause in the years to come.
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by SubBass100 June 3, 2009
Jenny The Bloggess said Dooce was like a mystical hobbit because she is so hella famous that she couldn't possibly be real but she is, like Jesus or Santa. Deb on the Rocks is a mystic hobbit wannabee, but she's not there yet.
by Deb on the Rocks July 22, 2008
A town in the mcentral coast of new jersey that is not a island and that is apiece of shit and there is nothing to do besides sit at the community center and try to find something to do and smoke weed. If you try to venture somewhere from the Community center you magically appear back at the community center, its a trap. In the summer everyone goes to Long beach island. All teenagers in Mystic are obnoxious and think they are tough. It is a shore community and sometimes the whole town smells like shit and dirty vagina... or a dirty vagina with shit in it. Dont ever go here you will just end up at the community center. Everyone goes to shitty ass pinelands where the teachers are stoners(mr. toth) and every other school hatesd ur sports teams cause they think they are good but they always suck (ecspecially Varsity football) Town is sorrounded by tuckerton, west creek, parkertown and new gretna. they are all sucky and west creek, new gretna, and parkertown are racist white trash hicks
Scott: wat r u doinm today?
Matt: chillen around mystic.
Scott doin what?
matt: Goin to the community center to meet up with people and make plans...
a: Where do you live?
b: Mystic Island
a: What the hell is that?
Matt: chillen around mystic.
Scott doin what?
matt: Goin to the community center to meet up with people and make plans...
a: Where do you live?
b: Mystic Island
a: What the hell is that?
by Matt corcs May 24, 2008