Eat my ass

Means anything that you don't really want to do that someone wants you to do.

Hey man, why don't you come to the gym later? And I told him, why don't you eat my ass?

by The real slim shady 907 May 16, 2016

chaps my ass

When a certain person , place, situation , idea or task is very unpleasant ,distasteful, and in general pisses you off.

"This new supervisor is is revamping all of my work!!!

That fucking chaps my ass." OR " that fucker shorted me on my check!!!! That REALLY chaps my ass. OR" That bitch lied and skipped the pill!!!!THAT REALLY REALLY CHAPS MY ASS!!!!

by goddamner January 30, 2010

Eat my ass

Shoving your face into one's backside and licking, sucking, or biting down on one's ass/asshole.

Me: Hey Jack, wanna eat my ass? I'm wet right now.
Jack: Hell yeah! How do you want it done? Hard or soft?
Me: I'm feeling hard, I want your tongue all in there.

by idomemesforfun October 30, 2017

my ass off

to do a lot or do way too much

I have been working my ass off!

by krazykrackadrew July 12, 2004

Dig My Ass

A term used by Hawaiians instead of 'Suck my dick.' Used to express anger. Synonymous with 'Fuck you.'

One Hawaiian: "Ho Breh, You look like shit today."
Other Hawaiian: "Hey, dig my ass k?"

by godsflesh55 December 5, 2010

Lost my ass

Expression of regret pertaining to losing all of ones money at the casino.

Jack: "Did you win any money last night at the casino?"

Jill: "Hell no. I lost my ass."

by ez2b June 4, 2011

My ass

My ass is fat cause I'm a fat ass

Friend: your a fatass. My ass

by Zion Boi July 7, 2019