Any
asshole you don't want
fucking your female relatives, e.g. your mother, sister, aunt, niece, cousin, grandma, pets, steps, brother, nephew, uncle, grandpa,
best friend, any friend, possibly your enemy, the gas station attendant, the milkman, your doctor, the barber, the bar tender, your investment banker, the ATM outside your bank, the ATM inside the Walmart. the AI inside the Target, the local cops... oh, wait, the cops don't belong on this list.
My
cousin Honey Boo Boo told me that her
dad first boinked her mom then came after her. "What a mother fucker!" she said, as she came at him with a baseball bat. I love my
cousin Honey Boo Boo.