Salty Monocle

A sexual act in which, when reaching climax, the man withdraws his penis from sexual release, then proceeds in ejaculating in a straight line up the side of the woman's cheek and circling the eye to form a monocle composed of semen.

This is not to be confused with the "Glass Eye" or "Salty Sunglasses" in which the man covers the entire eye or in a more challenging feat to pull off, circles both eyes, respectively.

"You look simple ravishing with that Salty Monocle my dear, you most certainly shimmer with a higher class."

"Last night I gave your mother a Salty Monocle, she was the belle of the ball."

"OMFG! MY EYE! X__O"

by Kevike May 1, 2009

ear monocle

a radio headset for only one ear which usually comes with a lanyard, most likely to be seen at tennis tournaments.

With his eyes fixed on his favorite player in a dramatic match on Centre Court, the tennis fan listened to tournament radio with his ear monocle to hear updates on how her rival was faring on the other side of the grounds.

by olympic1896 March 11, 2019

The Cloudy Monocle

The act of ejaculating in someones eye.

John: That vagrant over there just gave me the cloudy monocle...

Roger: Like he handed you a vintage piece of eyewear?

John: No he fucking jizzed in my fucking eye!

by PolarKingBear January 2, 2010

modnom

A modified name given by parents who want their child's name to be cute and unique, just like their precious little snowflake. Instead, it only causes everyone who has to spell the name to roll their eyes at the pretentious stupidity of the parents.

Telltale signs include the unnecessary doubling of letters, apostrophes, changing vowels to Y, and extra silent letters thrown in.

Examples include Krystall, Rhyley, Khandace, Myk'chelle, De'Wayne, Dillhon, and Brookhlyne.

Khrystyll?? What kind of moronic parents came up with that modnom?

by SirWishbone October 24, 2009

mono

known as "the kissing disease" spread through saliva contact. A good way of tracing the chain of sexual activity in your school or workplace

After that huge orgy (aka Prom), no one came to school because they had all mono

i dumped Ted because he had mono..and i sure as hell didnt have it

by CouRtney June 4, 2004

Mono Fuck

This term mainly relates to online games in which a single player kills off all of the remaining enemies or wipes out the entire opposing team by itself. More simply put as, one person defeated everyone else.

This term may also work in real life situations such as paintball, air soft, some sports and even in war/combat zones.

Red Team Player #1: "WOW our whole entire team has been killed off accept for one guy, and there is four more left on the blue team"

Red Team Player #2: "Yeah, we got no chance here"

(Red Team Player #3 kills everyone on the blue team and wins the match for the red team)

Red Team Player #4: "Holy Crap he killed them all just by himself!"

Red Team Player #3: "Yeah dude they just got Mono Fucked"

by Fireblac February 22, 2010

Monochromatic Phobia

A fear of two of the same colored objects touching each other, such as two pink folders. They must never touch.

Kaylan showed her Monochromatic Phobia when she looked into my backpack and saw all black things touching each other.

by monochromaticphobia October 20, 2010