Teletubby in a mosh pit

A colorful person with poor motor skills.

Everything was going fine until Garrett shoes up to the coffee pot like a Teletubby in a mosh pit.

by ThatA-DepartmentDude April 7, 2020

Attention Mosh Pit

When with a group of 2 or more puppies, the event that occurs when they all vie for one's attention. When petting one dog, the other(s) climb on top of, nip, or otherwise hurt the first puppy, desperate for the attention of the person.

I was petting one of the puppies from Jade's litter when it turned in to an attention mosh pit - all the other puppies began fighting each other to be petted.

by I'm Really Not Okay July 4, 2011

Ready for the mosh pit, shaka brah.

normally used when somebody not associated with the punk/thrasher style wears this style for any particular reason (e.g. your clothes smell of chlorine) without attempting to fit into the style. usually said by the person wearing the outfit either in an attempt to fit in or as a joke.

Chloe: Lookin' sick Max! A couple tats, some piercings and we'll make a thrasher out of you yet.
Max: Ready for the mosh pit, shaka brah.
Chloe: Maybe not. Go on down and say hi to Joyce. Free breakfast!

by maisieee27 December 31, 2023

russian mosh pit

A russian mosh pit is when a large group of soldiers are forced to have gay sex in a pit as a disciplinary action.

> Vladimir, for stealing the commander's vodka, you have been sentenced to a russian mosh pit!

> ебать!

by tiananmen square survivor January 21, 2024

Australian Mosh Pit

The act of getting a large group of people, taping yourselves to the ceiling in such a way where everyone is force-fucking each other for an hour straight. Afterward, everyone must let a spider crawl on their cock.

Person 1: Hey, I got like 50 people over here, wanna join in on our "experiments"?
Chad Person 2: No thanks, I don't want to do the Australian Mosh Pit.
Person 1: How'd you know?
Chad Person 2: Because you're a virgin and I'm a chad.

by TylerTheShiteater January 21, 2022