Moscow Mitch-Street slang for a person used to run interference in important situations in exchange for something...
Or
A person who conviently forgets all the bad shit they do and when pressed, changes the subject or assigns blame elsewhere in a narcissistic manner.
Carefully deploy your MM. MMs are not to be trusted and must be strategicly used. MMs typically live double lives similar to that girl/guy who sleeps with all the married people on Friday Night and sits by the preacher on Sundays claiming devout Christianship.
Side effects of MM are betrayal, lies, and mercenary behavior (dont think they are only your MM.) May lead to embarrassing situations, dissatisfaction, and things not going according to the plan discussed with MM
Or
A person who conviently forgets all the bad shit they do and when pressed, changes the subject or assigns blame elsewhere in a narcissistic manner.
Carefully deploy your MM. MMs are not to be trusted and must be strategicly used. MMs typically live double lives similar to that girl/guy who sleeps with all the married people on Friday Night and sits by the preacher on Sundays claiming devout Christianship.
Side effects of MM are betrayal, lies, and mercenary behavior (dont think they are only your MM.) May lead to embarrassing situations, dissatisfaction, and things not going according to the plan discussed with MM
I was in a sticky situation until I deployed my Moscaw Mitch..then I ghosted. My MM is #fire
My Moscow Mitch saved me in the club from those ugly girls/guys group. Therefore, I was able to pulled up on fine ass girl/guy in the corner .
I was getting a ticket and some MM drove by flying..the officer left me and got them. Some MM got me out of a ticket.
Everything was going well until ol MM showed up..everything ruined. He told the secrets of our team and took credit and sold me out
My Moscow Mitch saved me in the club from those ugly girls/guys group. Therefore, I was able to pulled up on fine ass girl/guy in the corner .
I was getting a ticket and some MM drove by flying..the officer left me and got them. Some MM got me out of a ticket.
Everything was going well until ol MM showed up..everything ruined. He told the secrets of our team and took credit and sold me out
by Starloard 155 August 04, 2019
After Viktor dropped Vladimir Putin's daughter during a dance routine, he went home and promptly did a Moscow boogie woogie.
by MoscowBoogieWoogie November 30, 2017
A rich ass school in Moscow. It is over populated with Russians. The elementary school cafeteria tastes like ass but the middle school and high school cafeteria is bomb. If you go to this school you are somewhat rich. It is located right next to pokrovsky hills which is a neighborhood filled with rich Americans. Pretty fucking great school.
CNN: Vladimir Putin is closing down the Anglo American School of Moscow because of sanctions placed on the USA
Students: OH MY FUCKING GOD I HAVE TO GO TO FUCKING ISM (International School of Moscow)
AAS: Yeah that ain’t true. WHY THE FUCK CNN?
Students: OH MY FUCKING GOD I HAVE TO GO TO FUCKING ISM (International School of Moscow)
AAS: Yeah that ain’t true. WHY THE FUCK CNN?
by your definition lord March 10, 2019
by Cantelope Jim April 06, 2022
by Cantelope Jim April 06, 2022
an incredibly frustrating gap in the fourth installment of the Tony Hawks Pro skateboarding series (T.H.U.G).
You need speed, you need patience, you need a spare fucking evening...
You need speed, you need patience, you need a spare fucking evening...
Even though it's 2.30 am. I can't possibly go to bed until I've spine-transferred the Moscow wall. I'm going to smash my TV screen if i don't do it this this time. aaaarrrrrggghhhh!
Living in London on a shit salary is a real Moscow wall
etc etc ...
Living in London on a shit salary is a real Moscow wall
etc etc ...
by colskee February 17, 2004
Looks like someone's pissed off Putin; they'll probably be receiving the Moscow tingler as we speak.
by itswil0511 March 28, 2024