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Funky Cold Medina

The act of luring someone into giving you a blowjob on the premise of giving a blowjob, but not providing a blowjob.
"SO, he said to me, hey if you suck my cock, i'll suck yours.... how about it stud?
So I gave him a blowjob and then when it was my turn he just pulled up his pants, laughed at me, winked and said
Funky cold medina"
by bifficus April 26, 2007
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Funky cold Medina

Originally just a “fuzzy navel,” that’s what Loc and the Beastie Boys were talking about, but many new versions of the drink have popped up since hip-hop made it famous… trust an old G
Dat funky cold Medina droppin ur momma’s panties in the 80’s is the only reason ur around to look this ish up!
by IVI r. G June 10, 2022
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Funky Cold Medina

The funky cold medina is a mixture of urine, feces, peanut butter and sour milk. According to Ricardo Gomes (an inmate on the show 'Lockup'), this 'sinister concoction' is used to throw on a victim as a punishment of sorts.
"My brother stole a couple of fries from me when I went to the bathroom. The next day I hit him with a Funky Cold Medina. He won't be stealing from me again."
by Popped Culture April 6, 2017
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Funky Cold Medina

i asked the guy "why you so fly", he told me: "funky cold medina"
by yeetus the feetus August 28, 2018
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Sophie Medina

The most beautiful and amazing woman in the world. She is most likely a short brunette girl who has the biggest heart and likewise the biggest dreams of achieving big things in this world. Not only does her intellect match no other, her relationship skills with her friends and lover are superb to say the least. She is not one to be messed with as she will use her connections to utterly destroy you if you ever pose a threat. Overall a great, loving, smart, and stylish person, a 10/10.
Hey don't mess with Sophie Medina, did you hear about the last person that crossed paths with her?
by Lvilol October 2, 2022
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Medina

Medina is a girl (angel/princess) who has one of the nicest smiles on this planet. She is amazing and lovely (even if she likes to tease people sometimes) and a great heart. She is the best. <3
«Damn Medina, you look gorgeous»
by JD37 August 31, 2018
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Medina

The best friend you could possibly have. She’ll always be there for you. Even though she has her own problems, she’ll stay the kindest she can. Her humour is immaculate. Her laugh makes you want to laugh even harder. She matching your energy to the point where you are sure she’s your soulmate.
She has the biggest heart. Looking into her eyes you see the prettiest soul. Medina is her own kind of beautiful. The beautiful you think isn’t even possible. Nothing can break her. She teaches herself to be the strongest even if if it’s hard sometimes.
Medina is the best.
by Badabadabingbung November 22, 2021
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