meat

Someone who did something dumb or is known for doing dumb things.

Friend 1: haha Jake showed up to school on Sunday thinking it was Monday again.
Friend 2: I'm not surprised. He's a meat.

by webpapii June 2, 2015

meat

to have sex with/put your penis in.

Me- I'd really like to meat Jessica Alba.
You- Which way do you mean?
Me- Well, I'd like to meet her, and then meat her.

by ipscg December 20, 2008

Meating

A meeting with another guy in which you touch meatsticks; synonomous for gay sexual intercorse.

Gay Boy#1: dude wanna go in the bathroom for a quick meating?

Gay Boy2# IS THAT EVEN A QUESTION!! OF CORSE I DO!!

by jewrock February 18, 2011

meat

1. The flesh of an animal

2. The penis

1. Me Tarzan, you Jane, eat meat!
2. Me Pimp Daddy, you bitch, eat meat!

by Crackity Jones June 30, 2002

meating

To have really gross sex. Either, with someone gross, or just doing gross things.

They meated, They were meating.

Oh my god, Ashley has been meating since middle school. What a whore.

by Chloe1111111111 March 18, 2010

meat

"meat" - sexual intercourse, fuck.

For example: "I'd like to MEAT her" or "Dude, look at the ass on that bitch, I'd like to MEAT her someday".

by Emersumbiguns August 20, 2012

the meats

the pits, the worst, unfortunate, a shame, regrettable

your bike got stolen? that's the meats, man.

by Steven James Aguilar August 22, 2005