Martyr Kittens

They are the supporters of SB19's bunso line. They prefer to celebrate everything in private. Long live, mga kutings!

Some of Martyr Kittens famous line are:

- Kentin pa rain
-Kentin Palagi
-Kentin boyfies

by OT5 hsh October 4, 2020

Stay at Home Martyr

A. One who chooses to stay home and do "the most important job in the world" (caring for children) full time through a gross deposit of entitlement with no means of income of their own. B. One who feels and expresses to others that their role as a non-working parent makes them the most vital function in a family unit and possibly even the world. C. One's ex-wife.

"Ron told me the other day that I will need to get a job when the alimony ends next year. Obviously he doesn't appreciate that I do the most important job in the world. He deserves to pay me 2/3rds of his paycheck and continue to support all my wants and needs even though I wanted the divorce."

"I take on so much more than anyone could imagine. I couldn't possibly get a job - that would be selfish. I would not be able to volunteer at the church or bake cookies for my son's class. I would never have "me time" - naps, tanning, pedis, manis, botox - I need those things to stay sane and be a good mother. Nobody values Stay at Home Martyrs - our jobs are 24-7."

by Tululah July 25, 2009

martyr-19

Virtue signaling, inflexible response to COVID-19 government imposed restrictions. Also used to guilt others into living a Handmaid's tale sort of existence. Highly prevalent in democratic run states.

I haven't left my house in a year. Not to the grocery store, haven't been to a restaurant and I'm home schooling my kids. At least I'm doing my part for the community unlike some people I know...

Dude is such a Martyr-19

by Duckhomermud March 19, 2021

Wal-Martyr

n. A person who refuses to shop at Wal-Mart based on principle alone

Trixie won’t shop at Wal-Mart because of the low wages they pay their employees and cheap Imports from foreign countries. What a Wal-Martyr!

by James Oxbow February 12, 2018

Germ martyr

Someone who shows up to work as a sacrifice while sick but shared his sickness with everyone else

David is being a germ martyr today but it’s only going to make us all sick AF

by Kittykiacz December 12, 2018

Martyr Thread

From time to time certain posts are made on forums / bulletin boards that are in conflict with the focus or view of the board owner or community. At these times the thread maybe closed (ie no more posts accepted) or deleted.

The said thread can then become a rallying point, or Martyr for disruptive community / individual behavior.

Someone brings up a controversial issue / matter which subsequently causes arguments and unacceptable forum behavior. The post is then closed, after which persons begin opening new threads that refer to the closed issue in rebellion to the authority that administrates the board. Community members may also form factions which can then cause further community instability.

The thread could then be called a Martyr Thread.

by Adam Docherty aka Lobos June 15, 2007

Farter Martyr

When you’re forced into a space with no escape and someone lets one rip. You are to suffer through the stench of a deranged butthole. May cause watering eyes, nose burning, brain throbbing, and feelings of despair .

Do not farter martyr me. I’ll make you pay for it.

I was stuck in an elevator and had to go from 1st to 5th floor and someone farter marytred me. Worst suffering of my life.

Dude she is the one for me . I farter martyr her all the time and she still loves me.

She died for the sins of my butthole.

Don’t be a farter martyr.

by Octimus Pwime’s mom November 22, 2023