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Marlin De May

by the cool dude 3312 November 21, 2010
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One eyed marlin

When a man deposites a pearly white steamer into the eye of an unsuspecting skank and she covers her eye and is fish hooked simultaneously
After a night of serious drinking and rock bottom trivia... GiGi walked in on Ben giving Margo a one eyed marlin.
by Mason127 March 9, 2010
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Double hudini gorilla mask rusty fish hooking the marlin

This act involves at least two men and one woman. Sex must take place on the first floor in front of a window. Man one must switch off with man two during sex. Man one dresses quickly, goes outside, walks in front of the window. When the girl sees man one, man two spits on her back and pulls out. When she turns around man two busts in her face, and throws pubes in her face. Man two than sticks a finger in his ass, inserts in in her mouth, and sticks two fingers in her vagina and one in her ass. He than lifts her up and screams "I've hooked the Marlin!" Man one reenters in time to take a picture, and they all live happily ever after.
"I know bob and mark care because they gave me a double hudini gorilla mask rusty fish hooking the marlin."
by The Mad Tea-Bagger December 9, 2008
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muddy marlins

Hot girls who like to run through the mud and show the prissy girls how its done. Slow and dirty!
Me and I Muddy Marlins are doing a 5k this Saturday! Wanna join our team?
by beemoody September 5, 2016
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Marlin

The ugliest, most annoying, stupid, weird, person you will ever meet. Never trust them. They are named after a fish for a reason.
Marlin sucks
by addidabaddie February 27, 2022
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weaping marlin

A man who is has a very small dick and often is known as the one in the group that gets beat on and forced into things he/she does not want to do and often weaps about there small issues
Friend 1: bro Daemon is part of your friend group?

Friend 2: yeah man he’s the weaping marlin
by Buck white December 2, 2017
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marlin spike

When a girl's anus is too constricted for a large erect penis and either the male or female uses their index finger to prepare the ass hole for penile penetration.
That bitch's ass was so tight I had to Marlin spike her before I could fit my cock in that hoe.
by Brown Jon March 3, 2016
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