The greatest football team in English history. 20 Premier Leagues, 12 FA Cups, and 3 Champions Leagues. Two of their managers are amongst the three greatest in English football history - Matt Busby and Alex Ferguson, the latter being the greatest football manager in history.
The fact that people still hate Manchester United in 2023, despite the fact that we’ve been subpar for the past decade, is testament to how great we are.
by anonymous June 11, 2023
Get the Manchester United mug.by Paul Pogba is going to Madrid May 11, 2019
Get the Manchester United mug.a team that is loved by millions of people and in fact is one of the biggest football (soccer if u youre a bigot) teams in the world. manchester united used to peak in the 2000s but recently supporting them has been a turbulent experience
person A: hey i heard you support manchester united.
person B: yea, fun fact WE HAVEN'T WON THE PREMIER LEAGUE IN 10 YEARS.
person B: yea, fun fact WE HAVEN'T WON THE PREMIER LEAGUE IN 10 YEARS.
by saibo September 2, 2023
Get the manchester united mug.Manchester United arguably the biggest club in the world and definitely biggest and greatest club in england. Which was the first English team to win Champions league are the club with most trophies in England.
20 League Titles
12 FA Cups
3 Champions League
1 Super Cup
1 Club World Cup
1 Europa League
5 League Cups
21 Community Shields
With 66 Trophies in the cabinet as compared to Liverpool with 62 Manchester United is definitely the Most successfull club in England and by having over 1 Billon and more loyal and passionate fans around the world Manchester United is arguably the biggest club in the world and the pride of english football which is a wet dream for Liverpool fans.
20 League Titles
12 FA Cups
3 Champions League
1 Super Cup
1 Club World Cup
1 Europa League
5 League Cups
21 Community Shields
With 66 Trophies in the cabinet as compared to Liverpool with 62 Manchester United is definitely the Most successfull club in England and by having over 1 Billon and more loyal and passionate fans around the world Manchester United is arguably the biggest club in the world and the pride of english football which is a wet dream for Liverpool fans.
Person1: "Hey which is the greatest club of english football?"
Person2: "Manchester United man"
Person1: "And Liverpool?"
Person2: "Pffft Are they even relevant? Even Arsenal are bigger than them"
Person2: "Manchester United man"
Person1: "And Liverpool?"
Person2: "Pffft Are they even relevant? Even Arsenal are bigger than them"
by innocent_devil July 25, 2020
Get the Manchester United mug.A certain finished club based in the greater Manchester region but majority of their fans are glory hunters from London. They are lead by their able and wonderful captain Harry Maguire. Some of the notable people who played in this disgusting club include Pendaldo, madman Penandes, De gea, Shitsandro martinez and local Politician Marcus Trashford. With the able guidance of Dutch gaffer Erik Ten Hag, they are surely going no where and need to be disbanded. They are famous for hating on their owners (the glazers) using them as a scapegoat after losing a match but real football fans know Sergio Aguero and Lionel Messi own that club.
Manchester United will be the end of Sir Alex Ferguson.
If you are having a bad day, just know someone out there supports Manchester United
I personally think Sancho from Manchester United should quit football and join Uni
If you are having a bad day, just know someone out there supports Manchester United
I personally think Sancho from Manchester United should quit football and join Uni
by Messigrande_ October 6, 2022
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Get the Manchester United mug.1. A mistake made by Manchester United or one of its players
2. A reason for Manchester United to do something stupid or produce an embarrassing result
3. Confusing, unsuccessful tactics of Manchester United's managers
2. A reason for Manchester United to do something stupid or produce an embarrassing result
3. Confusing, unsuccessful tactics of Manchester United's managers
"why is Maguire still our captain? why is he still playing every week?"
"Don't worry, it's part of the Manchester United Masterplan"
"We lost to Brighton and Liverpool 4-0"
"We're sandbagging. It's all part of the great Manchester United Masterplan"
"We didn't finish in the top 4. Why do we have to have to see Ronaldo play on Thursday nights?"
"We didn't finish top 4 because we want to win an easier trophy in the form of Europa league, so we can end our 6 year trophy drought. See, it's all part of the Manchester United Masterplan"
"Don't worry, it's part of the Manchester United Masterplan"
"We lost to Brighton and Liverpool 4-0"
"We're sandbagging. It's all part of the great Manchester United Masterplan"
"We didn't finish in the top 4. Why do we have to have to see Ronaldo play on Thursday nights?"
"We didn't finish top 4 because we want to win an easier trophy in the form of Europa league, so we can end our 6 year trophy drought. See, it's all part of the Manchester United Masterplan"
by 🅱️oss May 10, 2022
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