Mallet face

Definition: A person who has a very flat or indented face

Boy: “Oi Charlie I swear you sit next to mallet face”
Charlie: “yeah bro its a pain in the ass”

by Studentwatchesporn December 10, 2021

Shower mallet

A mallet you carry to the bathroom which you use to smash your shower poop down the drain.

After taking a shower poop yesterday, I had to smash the poop down the drain with my feet because I forgot to bring my shower mallet.

by Mrsand-man September 29, 2019

Rubber Mallet

Hammer like object with a rubber head. Handle is normally constructed from wood or synthetic material. Commonly used in the oil field by less intelligent people.

Look at the annoying idiot over there beating the side of his trailer with a rubber mallet.

by OFTKW March 4, 2019

Breia Mallet

A person who is incapable of producing an original idea. Copycat. Biter. Poser.

See also; twatwaffle

Dude, you’re such a breia mallet, get your own life, loser

by Dingo999 July 19, 2022

malletting

Verb. The act of being shit at something. Specifically being a quarterback in the national football league.

Ex: "Dude, you're totally malletting this furniture assembly. "

by PhookingGenius August 13, 2017