malachi

he’s lowkey kinda gay but he is straight

bro 1: you malachi is sooo gay
bro 2: nah he gets coochie any day bruhhh

by c00chiedestr0yer69 December 8, 2019

Malachi

Malachi is the big dawg, everybody wants to lick his nuts but they’re too afraid to ask, he makes people drop their drinks when he walks in the room

Omg it’s Malachi the big dawg

by Nignignigngig November 24, 2021

Malachi

Sarcastic

“Malachi is sarcastic”

by Zoothonim March 19, 2019

Malachi

A measurement for a period of time equaling 3 weeks; usually but not always referring to a period of time with or without attending class.

I haven't been to class in a malachi.

by GivinUpTheFight July 16, 2008

Malachi

Malachi is a low down dirty ugly little dick ass bitch. He uses females to have sex and then he turns into a magician and disappears. He is a cheater, a liar, and a deceiver. Dont ever date a malachi

Malachi is so ugly and dirty.

by Bobbybrown543pl December 2, 2019

Malachi

A feral degenerate/feral creature that typically lives in sewage lines. The Malachi has generally not gone through the evolutionary process, and shares instinctual characteristics of Earth's first organisms. The Malachi has thin, spider-like arms, and bulbous eyes, protruding from it's sagging flesh.

"Dayne Francis, why are you dating that Malachi? That's bestiality!"
"I'm attempting to fulfill my ancient urges for the Malachi race."

by MrsDayneFrancis September 3, 2013

malachi

a literal pice of shit no one loves him and never will he is a mistake to mankind and should die in a pit of HELL!!!!

hi malachi

by dfjfjjdsjddkne September 10, 2018