The hottest sexiest mf you will ever meet. He is oh so caring and so sweet, Monky will make the most out of your life without even trying. When they enter the room, everyone is racing to talk to Monky. They will literally wrestle each other to try to talk to Monky because that's how cool Monky is. They will literally perform arson to talk to Monky because that's how supportive Monky is. If you ever meet a Monky in your life put a ring on it!!!

She say do you love me
I tell her i am monky.

Person 1: Oh my gosh who is that hot amazing funny and ripped BEAST?

Person 2: You didn't know? That's Monky.
Person 1: Oh my gosh I'm going to talk to Monky.
Person 2: No I'm going first! Back off! I have a taser
Person 1: B*TCH I called him first!! I never liked you.
Person 2: Hah i was only pretending to be your friend anyway.
Person 1: You're lying.
Person 2: You think I actually care about your friendship? I was only friends with you so I seemed more popular so I could talk to Monky.
Person 1: Let's fight.
*Person 1 and 2 aggressively fighting over Monky*

by monkylover March 12, 2021

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Flying Monkies

A term used for those who choose to engage in narcissistic abuse, triangulation, coercive control, and gaslighting along with the head Narc. The "ring leader" sets the stage for people that will tell the truth about who they are, the flying monkies intimidate harass, judge and otherwise manipulate and torture the victim. The goal for all of them is the pleasure of bringing someone down who can see right through them.

'Did you see the way A's son's father just fell right into being one of his other baby mama's flying monkies?!' "Yeah both B and C have been relentless and downright ugly to her, I didnt realize those two were so damn pathetic they have to go and have a smear campaign against her?" SHES A GOOD MOM

by YouCantStopMeBruh December 31, 2021

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